hiddenmuse | (no subject)

Okay, so I'd originally posted these at

dear_you, but I wanted to put them here - to share the snark. ;-)

Dear Girl at Pride -

I was just asking you about your Clandestine Industries hoodie. I wasn't trying to pick you up - don't flatter yourself.

Besides, I'm in a relationship. And you weren't that cute.

Signed,

me

Dear Pride Parade -

Must you keep going for over 4 hours? I left after the first hour and was blown away by the fact that you were still going by the time I'd started to leave. Maybe next year, you can start the night before and finish at noon?

Signed,

me

Dear cute gay boy in the "Everybody Loves A Gay Boy" shirt -

Yes I do.

Cheers,

me