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[hiddenmuse]

Okay, so I'd originally posted these at dear_you, but I wanted to put them here - to share the snark. ;-)


Dear Girl at Pride -

I was just asking you about your Clandestine Industries hoodie. I wasn't trying to pick you up - don't flatter yourself.

Besides, I'm in a relationship. And you weren't that cute.

Signed,

me

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Dear Pride Parade -

Must you keep going for over 4 hours? I left after the first hour and was blown away by the fact that you were still going by the time I'd started to leave. Maybe next year, you can start the night before and finish at noon?

Signed,

me

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Dear cute gay boy in the "Everybody Loves A Gay Boy" shirt -

Yes I do.

Cheers,

me

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_recoil/]

DO YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME?!

[phillyword.livejournal.com]

hahahaaaaaaaa! your letters all = WIN.
the first one KILLED me.

you are awesome. :)

[gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com]

Over four hours????? That is ridiculous!! Sure, parades are fun and good and all that, but four hours makes them seem more like a chore.

[annie-bean.livejournal.com]

yaay you! :)

[polardemonwolf.livejournal.com]

It is quite annoying that every year the SF Parade seems to get longer and longer.... There's absolutely no reason for it, but the pride committee can't exclude anyone now can they? Especially when the parade is supposed to be about inclusiveness and tolerance..


LOL


So, basically it's a double edged sword.