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[hiddenmuse]

Okay, so I'd originally posted these at dear_you, but I wanted to put them here - to share the snark. ;-)


Dear Girl at Pride -

I was just asking you about your Clandestine Industries hoodie. I wasn't trying to pick you up - don't flatter yourself.

Besides, I'm in a relationship. And you weren't that cute.

Signed,

me

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Dear Pride Parade -

Must you keep going for over 4 hours? I left after the first hour and was blown away by the fact that you were still going by the time I'd started to leave. Maybe next year, you can start the night before and finish at noon?

Signed,

me

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Dear cute gay boy in the "Everybody Loves A Gay Boy" shirt -

Yes I do.

Cheers,

me

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_recoil/]

DO YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME?!

[polardemonwolf.livejournal.com]

I hope not!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Oh no ... I have my loyalties to my gay boys. Besides, he was really skinny - and I like 'em to be a little more "substantial".

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

No, baby ... I love you much more! :-)

[phillyword.livejournal.com]

hahahaaaaaaaa! your letters all = WIN.
the first one KILLED me.

you are awesome. :)

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

The first one definitely needed to be written, because it just cracked me up that she seemed to assume that. For all she knew, I could've been straight. (Ha!)

[gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com]

Over four hours????? That is ridiculous!! Sure, parades are fun and good and all that, but four hours makes them seem more like a chore.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

It seemed to feel that way. I'd be surprised if there were still people there -- I couldn't tell because of the crowds within the booth and stage areas.

And honey, that icon is pure evil. :-P

[gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com]

The icon is pure evil...in that it is the sexiest thing ever!

My guess is that very few would want to sit/stand through a parade that long. Everybody would have moved on to more *fun* things!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Yes we did!

There was an area called "Leather Alley" that was quite fun - got to see all of the masters/mistresses and their slaves, and apparently they were going to be doing demonstrations as well as letting people try things out. Missed out on that - but it was still pretty cool to see that it was available. Not that I've ever been curious about that kind of thing. 0-:^)

Also, it was quite fun to walk around and see everyone and everything.

[annie-bean.livejournal.com]

yaay you! :)

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[polardemonwolf.livejournal.com]

It is quite annoying that every year the SF Parade seems to get longer and longer.... There's absolutely no reason for it, but the pride committee can't exclude anyone now can they? Especially when the parade is supposed to be about inclusiveness and tolerance..


LOL


So, basically it's a double edged sword.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

No doubt!

I suggest that next year, we just put entire groups together into one contingent. All the school groups; the GSAs and PFLAG; the churches; the banks, etc.

It could make the parade go a hell of a lot faster. Or, just cut it down to 3 hours. Heh.