hiddenmuse: (Whimsicle Fuckery)
I'm a Panic! At The Disco fan, so I thought this was rather amusing. But I think pretty much anyone might think it's funny:

And yeah, that must be one fierce dildo if it has you panicky.
hiddenmuse: (sirius black)
Giving credit where it's due, I found these on [livejournal.com profile] angry_biscuit's blog.

For a good laugh - click here )
hiddenmuse: (iEat)
Dear Steven Page and Patrick Stump,

You have both stolen my gay.

I'd appreciate getting it back any time now.

Also, I think that my wife would appreciate it, too. (Although, I think that my wife may pounce Steve, since he's rocking that spiky hair and all...)


hiddenmuse: (emo lawn)
I hate food poisoning.

Yesterday, I'd gone to the new Panera Bread that opened in San Francisco recently ... only to end up feeling horrendous after eating my lunch. I thought it was indigestion - something that could be remedied with some Pepto-Bismol. Yeah ... not quite.

I knew it was really bad when I couldn't even keep water down. I'd spent a good part of today feeling funky and out of it - yet, I was able to eat crackers and drink 7-Up and ginger ale with no problems.

Of course, now there's a part of me that wants to eat all kinds of things, but realistically, it's not gonna happen. Maybe tomorrow. Besides, my head still hurts like hell.

On a happier note - I wanted to share this:

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The Best Of Craigslist - Always a good, funny read - these are some of my personal favorites:

Pete Wentz's Blanket Fort! - Kellie and I wished this guy lived in San Francisco, and not Chicago. Sharing the blanket fort could be a lot of fun!

Welcome To San Francisco ... Now Go Home! - A lot of what I've thought, but never said out loud.

Craiglist Archive - 100 Years Ago in San Francisco

Memo to Fellow Bus Riders

Nice to see that not all Christians are annoying jackasses

Have A Happy Period! - Yeah, that ad campaign cracks me up - and irritates me to no end, too.

Dear Cats - This would be the birthplace of the "Fatty McRetard" and "Hidey McCoward" for our cats.
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This one's for [livejournal.com profile] neurotic_one - as well as any other American Idol fans!

By way of Defamer

Maxim Magazine's Today's Girl


P.S. to those that will understand it: I finally saw "Bedussey". That was the craziest thing I've seen in a long time, and now a lot of the icons/comments make more sense.
hiddenmuse: (World Peace)
Okay - so as to avoid any spoilers for American Idol (for the one or two people that didn't watch it), I will just say that Kellie's boyfriend, Blake Lewis, is still safe. As is her "barely legal" crush, Jordin Sparks.

And I can't tease her too much about having a boyfriend - or a barely legal crush. She already gives me trouble over my crush on Patrick Stump ... and I'm in good company with several others that are counting down to Daniel Radcliffe's 18th birthday. :-D

Speaking of birthdays, a belated Happy Birthday to [livejournal.com profile] gardengnomegeek! (Sorry it's late!) And Happy Birthday to Ms. Dia [livejournal.com profile] therealsugshady!

Finally, it has been decided that there needs to be a collection of recipes for those of us that tend to be a bit on the ADD-side. This whole "marinate for two hours" deal is ridiculous. We have chicken in the refrigerator that has been marinating for almost *two days*, because of the whole skittish "ooooh shiny-itis" problem.

So considering this, there need to be recipes that read like this:

"Chop one red pepper ... oooh! puppy!"

"Heat oven to 350 degrees ... look at the little baby kitties!"

"Combine the first three ingredients ... oh my god, PONY!!"

That's not too much to demand ask, is it?
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Dear [livejournal.com profile] twofortuesdays,

When I see this Attack of Robert Goulet ad, I think of you and smile. :-)



Even the bear-phobic Stephen Colbert can't resist this little guy - Who's a godwess widdle killing machine?.

And of course, the classic Cat Herding ad.
hiddenmuse: (BK Lounge)
The Oscars have come and gone, but I thought this article was quite funny - and the title seemed quite worthy of The Onion: Your Oscar Bash Is Boring.

Not much going on ... Kellie is in Las Vegas for a few days, and the cats and I have run of the place. Well, if anyone believes the cats, they already have run of the place, and they just like to let the humans think that we do.

Speaking of cats - Jon Carroll (SFGate.com) had written a column in January, discussing his cats political beliefs: The Politics of Cats.

So, happy reading, my lovelies. The Amazing Race is on, and I need to get my fix of trashy (sur)reality TV!
hiddenmuse: (No Pony for You!)
Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap, while it (and its 18 uses) works great for cleaning my piercing - especially after Provon Soap seemed to cause a possible allergic reaction - has the funkiest label. Ever.

This is how the label reads on my Lavender/Hemp Castile Soap bottle: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Teach the Moral ABC that unites all mankind free, instantly 6 billion strong & we're All One. "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"

Clean, Must Clean! Everything Clean, Everything New! )

And this doesn't include "God Our Eternal Father" by Rudyard Kipling, adapted by Bronner.

Like I said - good stuff. Freaky-ass label. Talk amongst yourselves.
hiddenmuse: (livejournal)
I'm someone that thinks Klein Bottles are just awesome - and I also bought Scientific American Mind as mindless (no pun intended) fluff reading for the flight home during the holidays - this was too funny to not share.

Found on the Mental Floss Magazine website:

90s Flowchart from: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/90s_flowchart.png

Yes, I am admitting my nerd status. Now, what are the other eleven steps?
hiddenmuse: (Shake Djibouti)
Tom Cruise for the X-Box


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