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Jul. 24th, 2011 08:08 pmI have read some really really bad fan fiction in my time - and I've even read some really bad fiction in general.
Recently, I read something that I think puts Naomi Campbell and Pamela Anderson's literary masterpieces (Swan - A Story of Sex, Supermodels and Shopping and Star - A Novel, respectively) to shame.
Yes, I know... you're probably wondering how *anyone* could one-up poorly-written novels by a temperamental supermodel and a model-cum-actress-cum-human flotation device, or poorly-written fan fiction by this group of folks: Ten Seriously Disturbing Pieces of TV Fan Fiction. Well, it has been done - and it was so bad that our candidate for the 2012 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is being hidden behind a cut:
( How the *#&! did this get a publisher? )
Recently, I read something that I think puts Naomi Campbell and Pamela Anderson's literary masterpieces (Swan - A Story of Sex, Supermodels and Shopping and Star - A Novel, respectively) to shame.
Yes, I know... you're probably wondering how *anyone* could one-up poorly-written novels by a temperamental supermodel and a model-cum-actress-cum-human flotation device, or poorly-written fan fiction by this group of folks: Ten Seriously Disturbing Pieces of TV Fan Fiction. Well, it has been done - and it was so bad that our candidate for the 2012 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is being hidden behind a cut:
( How the *#&! did this get a publisher? )