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[hiddenmuse]

I'm such a Reality TV whore - and I'm the first to admit it.

Anyways, tonight is American Idol night - and the only way I can remember the contestants is like this:

Chikezie - Good voice, Forrest Whitaker look-alike.

Colton Berry - Pefectly non-descript blond boy, okay singer. {Kellie has named him "Gay Boy #3}

Danny Noriega - Instant Pete Wentz - Just Add Eyeliner! {And I've had to resist calling him "Danny Ortega" - he's a teenager, not the head of the Sandinistas, dammit!}

David Archuleta - Cute, really closeted Mormon boy. {The fangirls will be slashing/shipping him with Danny - just wait and see.}

David Cook - Who was he again? :-X {Alias - Flat Iron Boy, due to the hair}

David Hernandez - Oh hai, Marc Anthony. How's J-Lo doing?

Garrett Haley - If Leif Garrett and David Cassidy could have a child - he would be the outcome.

Jason Castro - Mr. Natty Dreads - and did I mention that he has a great voice?

Jason Yeager - This season's Blake Lewis look-alike, perhaps?

Luke Menard - Kellie thinks he looks like Matthew Fox ("Jack" on LOST). I agree, and add a dash of Luke Perry for good measure.

Michael Johns - Looks like the lovechild of Dane Cook and Michael Ian Black, and damn he can sing!

Robbie Carrico - Axl Rose v. 2.0. {Pre-Chinese Democracy, of course.}


Tomorrow night, it's the ladies - and we get to find out if Amanda Overmyer can sing something more than Janis Joplin songs ... or is she just better off auditioning for Bret Michaels - Rock Of Love III?

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[annie-bean.livejournal.com]

there was a blonde (i think he was blonde), he was from the south and was living in his car..sang with a british accent, i don't remember his name, did he make it?

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Josiah?

He didn't make it - but he's apparently gotten a lot of attention on MySpace, and sold quite a few of his self-produced CDs. :-)

[mom-o-cass.livejournal.com]

yep - and i bought them because i LOVE him!!
Josiah Leming.

Oh - and Carly - your line about Amanda The Rock Nurse made me laigh so hard! Amanda will be Bret's #1 gal! :P

xoxox

yay for another IDOL fan!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I've been watching American Idol from the start - totally addictive!


And it seems like Amanda was pretty good - but she could still go for the chance to be Bret's #1 girl. As long as she can withstand his "whassagoinon?" and talk about "spiritual connection" with random girls.

[thefullspectrum.livejournal.com]

WOW, I haven't been watching AI religiously or anything but you're SPOT ON with that Pete Wentz comparison, I nearly went 'HELLLLOOOOOO PETE WENTZ V 2.0' out loud...

XD

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Haha - I saw him and figured that the fangirls would be voting for him because he looks like Pete, girl jeans and all. (Only differences are that he's much younger, and he can sing ... lol)