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hiddenmuseI'm such a Reality TV whore - and I'm the first to admit it.
Anyways, tonight is American Idol night - and the only way I can remember the contestants is like this:
Chikezie - Good voice, Forrest Whitaker look-alike.
Colton Berry - Pefectly non-descript blond boy, okay singer. {Kellie has named him "Gay Boy #3}
Danny Noriega - Instant Pete Wentz - Just Add Eyeliner! {And I've had to resist calling him "Danny Ortega" - he's a teenager, not the head of the Sandinistas, dammit!}
David Archuleta - Cute, really closeted Mormon boy. {The fangirls will be slashing/shipping him with Danny - just wait and see.}
David Cook - Who was he again? :-X {Alias - Flat Iron Boy, due to the hair}
David Hernandez - Oh hai, Marc Anthony. How's J-Lo doing?
Garrett Haley - If Leif Garrett and David Cassidy could have a child - he would be the outcome.
Jason Castro - Mr. Natty Dreads - and did I mention that he has a great voice?
Jason Yeager - This season's Blake Lewis look-alike, perhaps?
Luke Menard - Kellie thinks he looks like Matthew Fox ("Jack" on LOST). I agree, and add a dash of Luke Perry for good measure.
Michael Johns - Looks like the lovechild of Dane Cook and Michael Ian Black, and damn he can sing!
Robbie Carrico - Axl Rose v. 2.0. {Pre-Chinese Democracy, of course.}
Tomorrow night, it's the ladies - and we get to find out if Amanda Overmyer can sing something more than Janis Joplin songs ... or is she just better off auditioning for Bret Michaels - Rock Of Love III?
Anyways, tonight is American Idol night - and the only way I can remember the contestants is like this:
Chikezie - Good voice, Forrest Whitaker look-alike.
Colton Berry - Pefectly non-descript blond boy, okay singer. {Kellie has named him "Gay Boy #3}
Danny Noriega - Instant Pete Wentz - Just Add Eyeliner! {And I've had to resist calling him "Danny Ortega" - he's a teenager, not the head of the Sandinistas, dammit!}
David Archuleta - Cute, really closeted Mormon boy. {The fangirls will be slashing/shipping him with Danny - just wait and see.}
David Cook - Who was he again? :-X {Alias - Flat Iron Boy, due to the hair}
David Hernandez - Oh hai, Marc Anthony. How's J-Lo doing?
Garrett Haley - If Leif Garrett and David Cassidy could have a child - he would be the outcome.
Jason Castro - Mr. Natty Dreads - and did I mention that he has a great voice?
Jason Yeager - This season's Blake Lewis look-alike, perhaps?
Luke Menard - Kellie thinks he looks like Matthew Fox ("Jack" on LOST). I agree, and add a dash of Luke Perry for good measure.
Michael Johns - Looks like the lovechild of Dane Cook and Michael Ian Black, and damn he can sing!
Robbie Carrico - Axl Rose v. 2.0. {Pre-Chinese Democracy, of course.}
Tomorrow night, it's the ladies - and we get to find out if Amanda Overmyer can sing something more than Janis Joplin songs ... or is she just better off auditioning for Bret Michaels - Rock Of Love III?
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Date: 2008-02-20 03:52 pm (UTC)Josiah Leming.
Oh - and Carly - your line about Amanda The Rock Nurse made me laigh so hard! Amanda will be Bret's #1 gal! :P
xoxox
yay for another IDOL fan!
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Date: 2008-02-22 05:41 am (UTC)I've been watching American Idol from the start - totally addictive!
And it seems like Amanda was pretty good - but she could still go for the chance to be Bret's #1 girl. As long as she can withstand his "whassagoinon?" and talk about "spiritual connection" with random girls.