Laundry is dangerous

[hiddenmuse]

Well, that's what I discovered last month.

I had put clothes into the dryer, and as I was closing the door, I rammed my thumb into the outside of the door. I didn't think much of it, to be honest. It was like, "well, that hurt" and the pain seemed to go away fairly quickly.

Fast forward to about a week or so later. My thumb started hurting when I'd apply pressure on something (i.e., flushing the toilet) and I'd decided that maybe I should try some kind of bandaging for it. I used what was basically an ACE wrap sewn into a small finger-cot style as well as an aluminum finger splint. I'd figured that it was probably just a sprain at worst.


As it goes, in the past week, it has gotten worse. So, I've made an appointment to see the orthopedist next week (earliest I could get in) to get this checked out. To see if it is indeed a sprain, or if those are just the famous last words, "It's just a flesh wound!" "It's just a sprain" that precede finding out that I've fractured my thumb. Along with feeling like a total ass for waiting this long on something like that. In addition, I've taped my thumb and started using an actual ACE wrap to try and keep it as immobile as possible - bending my thumb and screaming "FUCK!!" may not be the best thing to do at work. I'm also taking Advil every several hours, as well as trying to practice the RICE (Rest, Ice, Compress, Elevation) treatment.

What's also bad is having to tell the story of what happened and how I injured myself. Maybe I should come up with a story that's far more interesting than, "oh, I jammed my finger into the dryer door". Any ideas?

Comments

[finny91.livejournal.com]

That sounds nasty.

You could use the excuse/reason i used when i fractured my fingers. "I was catapulted off a horse!"

Hope it gets better soon!!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

That's a great excuse! Thanks! :-)

[bnlfanofed.livejournal.com]

Oh hey! Long time no post! lol

Sorry to hear about your thumb! Sounds like something I'd do. :/

You could always tell the dr. that you were fighting off a herd of ninjas and your thumb stopped the head ninja just has he was about to sneak attack you....


Totally believable, right?? lol

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Ha - glad to know that I'm not the only klutz in the world!

Fighting off ninjas ... I like it! Of course, it would *never* go over, but it's still quite humorous.

[hikarinotabi.livejournal.com]

Just include evil, zombifying cows and you're good.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Zombie cows - yes! The cows from the California cheese ads just went insane on me, so I had to defend myself!

[hikarinotabi.livejournal.com]

But you had only salami to fend them off with, so they got mad cow disease by being hit with salami, and you had to shoot them with your magical rainbow gun! (I'm laughing extra at this because I'm in California.)

[verselus.livejournal.com]

Tell him you saved a helpless child from a man eating Great Dane and as you guaged it's eye out, it bit you! ;P

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

:-)

Since I'm not bitten up, that may be quite unbelievable! Also, the great danes I've encountered have been more of the "lick your face off" variety. Unless I'd happen to meet one that was absolutely insane ... heh

[gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com]

Ok, the thumbs up icon might seem a bit cruel, but it is Patrick, which I think makes up for it.

Sorry to hear about your thumb. That sucks :-( A friend and I were just discussing how breaks and sprains and what not always happen in boring or foolish ways. It is a law or something, I swear.

Keep us posted on how you are doing!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Considering that I have to keep my thumb in one position (moving it - even slightly - is quite painful), I could probably give him a thumbs-up right back! And Patrick totally makes up for it - because everything's better with (dorky) Patrick. :-)

I'll definitely keep you all posted.

[phillyword.livejournal.com]

oh honey! i feel your pain, because i sprained my ankle getting up from a CHAIR. um, yeah. i was at home, on AIM talking to a friend and was all "BRB, gonna get myself something to eat really quick" and i stood up and then went plop onto the floor, and my ankle swelled up like a grapefruit. i was on crutches for a week and had an aircast for 2 months. :(

YAY for random injuries!

*hugs*

get well soon!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Ouch! I'd sprained my ankle at work, years ago, while running to get the phone at the front desk. Tripped on the carpet, landed on my face, and wound up in the ER - right next to a guy who'd sprained his ankle three days prior!

*hugs* Thank you!