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[hiddenmuse]

Borrowed from violet_things - Your Moment of Tom.

Okay, Tom ... we get it. You're straight and you like girls. A lot.

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Kellie has gone to Washington, D.C. in an attempt to take over as Ruler of The Universe for a sorority convention (she's the local chapter's Alumnae Adviser) this weekend. I am ruling the roost - well, okay, pretending to rule the roost (the cats still pull rank around here, you see) - in her absence.

One would think that it means an entire weekend of absolute craziness or something. You know, playing Rock Star and trashing the place - then calling in Merry Maids^TM to clean up the mess. Okay, maybe not.

Instead, it's cleaning up the place: taking out the trash, the recycling. Loading up the dishwasher. Gathering up more newspapers for the shelter (I think we have about 300 years' worth by now) - 'tis Kitten Season, and they need something for the kitties to pee on, and who better than G.W. and the Masters of Puppets he calls a Cabinet? ;-X

It's watching stuff on TiVo, ordering up Chinese take-out for dinner, and pulling together the next night's to-do list. Debating over what to do tomorrow night, after the dishes are done ... go to a concert (Pansy Division), go to a drag king show, or see Fairy Butch? {For the record, I decided to eliminate Fairy Butch from the running after hearing the words "speed dating"**. I already have someone, so I'll pass on that!}

** - Speed Dating at a Lesbian event. Isn't that kind of redundant? There's already the repuatation for showing up on a second date with a U-Haul ... does this mean that the woman just cuts to the chase and shows up at the club with the U-Haul?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_recoil/]

how about me and you have some "fun" while the old ball and chain is occupado, eh?

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Sure ... wanna do a TomKat with me, babe? You can be my skirt - and I'll be your beard. We'll make out at every possible moment, to prove to everyone that *we are* straight, despite the rumors.

Come on ... it'll be fun! ;)

[mediaanarchist.livejournal.com]

I think speed dating was invented to avoid first date processing sessions....

When I've gone, FB doesn't really have speed-dating, it's this optional thing (about half play, half don't) where you wear a number tag so people can leave you notes at a booth you pickup throughout the night. Still, FB is more fun if you're single cuz it's the only club I've been to with a consistently datable population.

btw are you going to Dyke March?

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, okay - that makes more sense.

And yes, I'll be going to Dyke March - gotta check out all the girls while Kellie's not around get into the Girl Spirit and Pride! :-)

[mediaanarchist.livejournal.com]

I'll be there too (way exciting cuz LA was a muss). Drop me a line at my email: mediaanarchist@animail.net for my # if you feel like meeting up for part of it. No worries/offense if you don't.

[kbelly55.livejournal.com]

1) Your icon cracks me up.
2) It's really pathetic how Tom showboats her around. He gets on my nerves. ugh.
3) Have some fun this weekend. Walk around naked in your living room. Oh wait, you probably could have done that before. I have to wait for my roommates to go out of town before I can do that. ;)

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

No kidding (about Tom Cruise)! If this isn't a publicity stunt/mid-life crisis/way to cover up his gayness, then how come he wasn't like this with prior girlfriends and wives?

Everyone knows that he's gay ... all signs seem to point to it!

And I do plan to have some fun this weekend - I'll be going to see some drag kings perform tonight, then tomorrow and Sunday, it's Pride Weekend. :)

[mediaanarchist.livejournal.com]

*In Denial* I don't want him on the team.