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Borrowed from
violet_things - Your Moment of Tom.
Okay, Tom ... we get it. You're straight and you like girls. A lot.
Kellie has gone to Washington, D.C.in an attempt to take over as Ruler of The Universe for a sorority convention (she's the local chapter's Alumnae Adviser) this weekend. I am ruling the roost - well, okay, pretending to rule the roost (the cats still pull rank around here, you see) - in her absence.
One would think that it means an entire weekend of absolute craziness or something. You know, playing Rock Star and trashing the place - then calling in Merry MaidsTM to clean up the mess. Okay, maybe not.
Instead, it's cleaning up the place: taking out the trash, the recycling. Loading up the dishwasher. Gathering up more newspapers for the shelter (I think we have about 300 years' worth by now) - 'tis Kitten Season, and they need something for the kitties to pee on, and who better than G.W. and the Masters of Puppets he calls a Cabinet? ;-X
It's watching stuff on TiVo, ordering up Chinese take-out for dinner, and pulling together the next night's to-do list. Debating over what to do tomorrow night, after the dishes are done ... go to a concert (Pansy Division), go to a drag king show, or see Fairy Butch? {For the record, I decided to eliminate Fairy Butch from the running after hearing the words "speed dating"**. I already have someone, so I'll pass on that!}
** - Speed Dating at a Lesbian event. Isn't that kind of redundant? There's already the repuatation for showing up on a second date with a U-Haul ... does this mean that the woman just cuts to the chase and shows up at the club with the U-Haul?
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Okay, Tom ... we get it. You're straight and you like girls. A lot.
Kellie has gone to Washington, D.C.
One would think that it means an entire weekend of absolute craziness or something. You know, playing Rock Star and trashing the place - then calling in Merry MaidsTM to clean up the mess. Okay, maybe not.
Instead, it's cleaning up the place: taking out the trash, the recycling. Loading up the dishwasher. Gathering up more newspapers for the shelter (I think we have about 300 years' worth by now) - 'tis Kitten Season, and they need something for the kitties to pee on, and who better than G.W. and the Masters of Puppets he calls a Cabinet? ;-X
It's watching stuff on TiVo, ordering up Chinese take-out for dinner, and pulling together the next night's to-do list. Debating over what to do tomorrow night, after the dishes are done ... go to a concert (Pansy Division), go to a drag king show, or see Fairy Butch? {For the record, I decided to eliminate Fairy Butch from the running after hearing the words "speed dating"**. I already have someone, so I'll pass on that!}
** - Speed Dating at a Lesbian event. Isn't that kind of redundant? There's already the repuatation for showing up on a second date with a U-Haul ... does this mean that the woman just cuts to the chase and shows up at the club with the U-Haul?
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Date: 2005-06-24 08:32 am (UTC)When I've gone, FB doesn't really have speed-dating, it's this optional thing (about half play, half don't) where you wear a number tag so people can leave you notes at a booth you pickup throughout the night. Still, FB is more fun if you're single cuz it's the only club I've been to with a consistently datable population.
btw are you going to Dyke March?
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Date: 2005-06-24 04:25 pm (UTC)And yes, I'll be going to Dyke March - gotta
check out all the girls while Kellie's not aroundget into the Girl Spirit and Pride! :-)no subject
Date: 2005-06-25 12:57 am (UTC)