It's Not Complicated (really)

[hiddenmuse]

I think I've figured something out about the opposite sex (you know, men). They're simple creatures. We as women just like to complicate them because we want to be able to "fix" and "solve" things - other people included.

This is probably why so many women's magazines every single month offer up suggestions to "drive him wild in bed" - basically recycling the same dreck everytime - when all one really needs to do is show up. Naked helps. ;)

Or, in the words of one of my many favorite men, Dennis Miller: "Hold us, love us, help us through this testosterone haze we're in. Or if that's too much to ask, how about a good sloppy blowjob every once in a while?"

Guys - you can correct me if I'm wrong. :)

Comments

[sabbysteg.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend requested, simply, penis-head (his slang for a blowjob).