Brain-Washing is use #19
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hiddenmuseDr. Bronner's Magic Soap, while it (and its 18 uses) works great for cleaning my piercing - especially after Provon Soap seemed to cause a possible allergic reaction - has the funkiest label. Ever.
This is how the label reads on my Lavender/Hemp Castile Soap bottle: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Teach the Moral ABC that unites all mankind free, instantly 6 billion strong & we're All One. "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"
The second coming of God's Law! Mohammed's Arabs, 1948, found Israel Essene Scrolls & Einstein's "Hillel" prove that as no 6 year old can grow up free without the ABC, so certain can no 12 year old survive free without the Moral ABC mason, tent & sandalmaker Rabbi Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free in our Eternal Father's Great-All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none: "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"
Dilute: Enjoy 1/2 oz. soap with 2 gals. or sinkful hot water. Enjoy one soap for 18 different uses! Guaranteed no synthetic lavender oils & 100% vegetarian: Super-mild castile soap has outstanding water softening & cleansing powers, preferable to harsh soap & defattening synthetics. It does not cut dirt, but dissolves it. It is the mildest, most pleasant soap you ever used or money back! Enjoy sink body rub to stimulate body-mind-soul-spirit and teach Hillel's Essene Moral ABC Uniting All Free in the African Shepherd Israel's Great All-One-God-Faith!
Enjoy only two cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr. Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirit instantly uniting One! All-One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp and soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out. Lay over face & scalp. Massage with fingertips. Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs and all are rubbed, always toward the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 minutes you can feel fresh and clean, saving you 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or None! All-One! All-One! All-One!
And this doesn't include "God Our Eternal Father" by Rudyard Kipling, adapted by Bronner.
Like I said - good stuff. Freaky-ass label. Talk amongst yourselves.
This is how the label reads on my Lavender/Hemp Castile Soap bottle: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Teach the Moral ABC that unites all mankind free, instantly 6 billion strong & we're All One. "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"
The second coming of God's Law! Mohammed's Arabs, 1948, found Israel Essene Scrolls & Einstein's "Hillel" prove that as no 6 year old can grow up free without the ABC, so certain can no 12 year old survive free without the Moral ABC mason, tent & sandalmaker Rabbi Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free in our Eternal Father's Great-All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none: "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"
Dilute: Enjoy 1/2 oz. soap with 2 gals. or sinkful hot water. Enjoy one soap for 18 different uses! Guaranteed no synthetic lavender oils & 100% vegetarian: Super-mild castile soap has outstanding water softening & cleansing powers, preferable to harsh soap & defattening synthetics. It does not cut dirt, but dissolves it. It is the mildest, most pleasant soap you ever used or money back! Enjoy sink body rub to stimulate body-mind-soul-spirit and teach Hillel's Essene Moral ABC Uniting All Free in the African Shepherd Israel's Great All-One-God-Faith!
Enjoy only two cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr. Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirit instantly uniting One! All-One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp and soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out. Lay over face & scalp. Massage with fingertips. Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs and all are rubbed, always toward the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 minutes you can feel fresh and clean, saving you 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or None! All-One! All-One! All-One!
And this doesn't include "God Our Eternal Father" by Rudyard Kipling, adapted by Bronner.
Like I said - good stuff. Freaky-ass label. Talk amongst yourselves.
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Date: 2007-02-24 02:55 am (UTC)