Such a warped little mind

[hiddenmuse]

At work, my Intarweb home page is MSN.com - sucky, I know ... but I'm too lazy to change the default to some insurance carrier's or something.

Anywho, one of the headers says "Deadly Hurricane Eyes U.S." - and the immediate thought popping into my head is that of a borderline lecherous hurricane, trying to put the moves on the Southeastern United States, with Barenaked Ladies' "Conventioneers" playing in the background.


Quitting time can't come soon enough, obviously. I'm blogging the asinine thoughts as they come around.

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[bak2oz.livejournal.com]

Having grown up in South Florida, and survived several hurricanes, I suddenly don't miss it, nor do I miss all the sleeze balls who ever hit on me in a club...