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I've nothing against people wanting to support a company that makes vegan shampoos and styling products. But do you *really* want to buy something called Jonathan Product?

Honestly. I only watch Blow Out because it's fun to see that self-serving, egotistical bastard implode over the most asinine things week after week.

But "Jonathan Product"? Sounds extremely squicky - and highly unoriginal. If it weren't vegan, he could be bottling up his own "product" and calling it hair serum for what its worth.


Anywho ... I'll stick with anything but Jonathan Product. I've better things to do than line the pockets of some wannabe holier-than-thou asshole.

Date: 2005-06-09 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chickitychinah.livejournal.com
the other thing that is really amusing to me is that whole Essential Water (TM) thing. First of all, isn't water, by our very nature and design, Essential by default? Secondly, when I investigate, 'essential water' is water infused with Rosemary and Sage essential oil. Hello? You can't copyright fragrances or essential oil formulations because it's like copyrighting a recipe. You can't copyright things that are nothing more than a re-combination of ordinary items. You can only trademark the name, that's why perfumers can make legal knock-offs of scents. But to take water that has a couple drops of essential oil in it and trademark it is just stupid. That's like trying to trademark Lemonade (TM). Meh.

Date: 2005-06-09 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiddenmuse.livejournal.com
Heh - that's hilarious. Kind of reminds me of the Paris Hilton fragrance breakdown, which contains "wet ozone" - whatever *that* is.

Although, when I hear "Jonathan Product", I think of the Mac parody ad, iProduct.

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