A great big OMGWTFBBQ on this one

[hiddenmuse]

I've nothing against people wanting to support a company that makes vegan shampoos and styling products. But do you *really* want to buy something called Jonathan Product?

Honestly. I only watch Blow Out because it's fun to see that self-serving, egotistical bastard implode over the most asinine things week after week.

But "Jonathan Product"? Sounds extremely squicky - and highly unoriginal. If it weren't vegan, he could be bottling up his own "product" and calling it hair serum for what its worth.


Anywho ... I'll stick with anything but Jonathan Product. I've better things to do than line the pockets of some wannabe holier-than-thou asshole.

Comments

[lolo13.livejournal.com]

I totally love the whole part about how the lady supposedly cried when she said he made her feel beautiful.
I would like to vomit on his shoes.
Perhaps he can make a hair product out of that.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

No kidding. The last season of the show was utterly tragical - and such a display of gratuitous product whoring, like "ooh, you just got your hair cut - let's go to Lens Crafters for new glasses!" or "I'm paying for the expenses to build this salon with my American Express card."

[bobinbstn.livejournal.com]

I don't want anything jonathan produces on me...

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Heh - you and me both.

Steven Page, on the other hand, might be another story... >:-X

[venusrising.livejournal.com]

How was the season premiere? I missed it and now that my Tivo box lies broken on the garage floor, I'm not sure when I'll be able to see it...

Cry for me, please?

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Well, Jonathan was himself (full of shit, sexist, etc.) - and a lot of the prior staff was gone, including Jenn, my favorite gal from last season! :(

Anyways, the premiere involved Jonathan working on getting the aforementioned Jonathan Spooge ready to be produced, as well as doing hair for Alia Shawkat (from Arrested Development) and Kristen Bell (from Veronica Mars) prior to the Golden Globes. Drama ensues, Jonathan refers to Kristen as a "Bunny" among other choice terms, after doing her hair and seeing her in the Golden Globes attire. One of the assistants (Edward) is upset over another's (Scott) being flamboyant and "making gay men look bad".

Future episodes involve more drama, as Jonathan continues to wear his Bitchy Pants, and butts heads with people that have the gall to challenge him at being an Alpha Male.

[venusrising.livejournal.com]

Jenn? The pink haired one? She's on Ten Years Younger as the hair guru.

When I first started watching Blow Out I was convinced that Jonathan was gay. I still think he's not straight but who am I to judge.

Did he get rid of the stylist from NY? I can't remember his name.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

That's cool about Jenn - I'm glad that she's doing her own thing. :)

The New York stylist (Daniel? or someone like that) is still around - Jonathan is trying to persuade him to come to L.A. full-time.

As for Jonathan's heterosexuality, I have a feeling that he's trying to convince *himself* of that fact, more than anyone else. [See also: Tom Cruise]

[luvlyssa.livejournal.com]

rofl I watched blow out last season and caught it the other night. Somehow I liked it better last season...I think I just want to stab him in the eyes to let the pressure out.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

LMAO - I have a feeling that if you shine a light into his ear, you'd see the light coming out of the other side. ;)

[livinginoctober.livejournal.com]

I love the show, but I gotta admit, it's something about the way he LOOKS at people, that you know he thinks he's better than everyone. Jason HATES even looking at him.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's a condescending arse-lick, to say the least.

The fact that he charges $500 for a haircut is ridiculous. Ummm, no thanks. I'd rather pay a hell of a lot less, for a hell of a lot less ego from my stylist, thank you! :-)

[chickitychinah.livejournal.com]

the other thing that is really amusing to me is that whole Essential Water (TM) thing. First of all, isn't water, by our very nature and design, Essential by default? Secondly, when I investigate, 'essential water' is water infused with Rosemary and Sage essential oil. Hello? You can't copyright fragrances or essential oil formulations because it's like copyrighting a recipe. You can't copyright things that are nothing more than a re-combination of ordinary items. You can only trademark the name, that's why perfumers can make legal knock-offs of scents. But to take water that has a couple drops of essential oil in it and trademark it is just stupid. That's like trying to trademark Lemonade (TM). Meh.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Heh - that's hilarious. Kind of reminds me of the Paris Hilton fragrance breakdown, which contains "wet ozone" - whatever *that* is.

Although, when I hear "Jonathan Product", I think of the Mac parody ad, iProduct.

[moongirli.livejournal.com]

Oh, my... I just caught the first ep (there seriously was nothing else on, and I didn't feel like hooking up my stereo, or being in silence) and he's like, "This [Jonathan Product] could make me more famous than Vidal Sasson!"

Er.. Um. Until I found out they had optioned the show for a second season, I completely forgot his existence. And once I started watching, I'd forgotten even his last name. And I love how he's such a whiny bitch and pissy to everyone, and then goes to his therapist and starts crying. It's like, "Secretly, I am a sensitive male..."

Only the hairdresser knows for sure, I guess.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

This is my monitor.

This is my monitor, covered in Caffeine-Free Coca-Cola.

8-)