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hiddenmuseI know you're all dying to find this out, aren't you? If not, please play along, and just be glad that I'm not prattling about politics, mmmmkay? ;)
The Surreal Life IV cast has just been announced, and includes the following has-beens and never-really-weres:
America's Next Top Model Adrianne Curry - I suppose if you can withstand Botox Barbie, I mean ... Janice Dickinson's prowling around like she's the Bela Karolyi of the übermodel world, you can stand living with ...
Rapper Da Brat - Does anyone remember her? All I remember is that she looked kinda butch (but what early-to-mid-90s female rapper didn't?), and her song "F'all Y'all" got on my nerves. I'm sure that she'll get along fabulously with ...
Former pro wrestler Chyna Doll - Ah yes. Chyna. One sexy gal - kind of like Xena, but not as skeery. Except sartorially. Then it's just ooky as all get-out. Do you think she'll try to get this roommate into a half-nelson?...
Model Markus Schenkenberg - Beefcake. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE! Oh yeah - he's just a "vapid Calvin Klein-Bruce Weber boy-toy/I schtupped Carolyn Bessette before she married JFK, Jr./look mom, I wrote a book - with more words than pictures!" sort, so he's got a lot to prove. Especially since he's going to be living under the same roof with ...
Jane Weidlin of The Go-Gos - Jane, sweet Jane. She rocked me in her Go-Gos days, even in her solo days. Does anyone remember her turn as Joan of Arc in Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure? The scene in Oshman's was wicked funny - and made me want to go to an Oshman's for years after that ... just to play. She'll be residing with ...
Actor Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady) - You know it's a bad, bad thing when they have to identify you by a character you played over 35 years ago. Hell, if you think he's got it bad, at least he's not ...
Actor Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) - Yes, Mini-Me has condescended to living in the Biosphere, where celebrity careers go to live out their last minutes of transient fame.
The new season starts in January '05 - so you get time to place bets on who will kill whom first! ;)
The Surreal Life IV cast has just been announced, and includes the following has-beens and never-really-weres:
America's Next Top Model Adrianne Curry - I suppose if you can withstand Botox Barbie, I mean ... Janice Dickinson's prowling around like she's the Bela Karolyi of the übermodel world, you can stand living with ...
Rapper Da Brat - Does anyone remember her? All I remember is that she looked kinda butch (but what early-to-mid-90s female rapper didn't?), and her song "F'all Y'all" got on my nerves. I'm sure that she'll get along fabulously with ...
Former pro wrestler Chyna Doll - Ah yes. Chyna. One sexy gal - kind of like Xena, but not as skeery. Except sartorially. Then it's just ooky as all get-out. Do you think she'll try to get this roommate into a half-nelson?...
Model Markus Schenkenberg - Beefcake. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE! Oh yeah - he's just a "vapid Calvin Klein-Bruce Weber boy-toy/I schtupped Carolyn Bessette before she married JFK, Jr./look mom, I wrote a book - with more words than pictures!" sort, so he's got a lot to prove. Especially since he's going to be living under the same roof with ...
Jane Weidlin of The Go-Gos - Jane, sweet Jane. She rocked me in her Go-Gos days, even in her solo days. Does anyone remember her turn as Joan of Arc in Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure? The scene in Oshman's was wicked funny - and made me want to go to an Oshman's for years after that ... just to play. She'll be residing with ...
Actor Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady) - You know it's a bad, bad thing when they have to identify you by a character you played over 35 years ago. Hell, if you think he's got it bad, at least he's not ...
Actor Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) - Yes, Mini-Me has condescended to living in the Biosphere, where celebrity careers go to live out their last minutes of transient fame.
The new season starts in January '05 - so you get time to place bets on who will kill whom first! ;)
