Getting away from politics and Christian-eating Lions...

[hiddenmuse]

I know you're all dying to find this out, aren't you? If not, please play along, and just be glad that I'm not prattling about politics, mmmmkay? ;)

The Surreal Life IV cast has just been announced, and includes the following has-beens and never-really-weres:

America's Next Top Model Adrianne Curry - I suppose if you can withstand Botox Barbie, I mean ... Janice Dickinson's prowling around like she's the Bela Karolyi of the übermodel world, you can stand living with ...

Rapper Da Brat - Does anyone remember her? All I remember is that she looked kinda butch (but what early-to-mid-90s female rapper didn't?), and her song "F'all Y'all" got on my nerves. I'm sure that she'll get along fabulously with ...

Former pro wrestler Chyna Doll - Ah yes. Chyna. One sexy gal - kind of like Xena, but not as skeery. Except sartorially. Then it's just ooky as all get-out. Do you think she'll try to get this roommate into a half-nelson?...

Model Markus Schenkenberg - Beefcake. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE! Oh yeah - he's just a "vapid Calvin Klein-Bruce Weber boy-toy/I schtupped Carolyn Bessette before she married JFK, Jr./look mom, I wrote a book - with more words than pictures!" sort, so he's got a lot to prove. Especially since he's going to be living under the same roof with ...

Jane Weidlin of The Go-Gos - Jane, sweet Jane. She rocked me in her Go-Gos days, even in her solo days. Does anyone remember her turn as Joan of Arc in Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure? The scene in Oshman's was wicked funny - and made me want to go to an Oshman's for years after that ... just to play. She'll be residing with ...

Actor Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady) - You know it's a bad, bad thing when they have to identify you by a character you played over 35 years ago. Hell, if you think he's got it bad, at least he's not ...

Actor Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) - Yes, Mini-Me has condescended to living in the Biosphere, where celebrity careers go to live out their last minutes of transient fame.


The new season starts in January '05 - so you get time to place bets on who will kill whom first! ;)

Comments

[divachickie.livejournal.com]

Oh God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Make it STOP!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Oh I know ... it's devolving like The Real World did after the first couple of seasons. :-/

[rachel7moon.livejournal.com]

Chris Knight??? AHHHHHHHH. First Dave Coulier and now Chris Knight?

All my favorite sitcom hotties are going to be on the Surreal life! :)

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Hehehe - it sure seems that way, doesn't it?

[sallyk.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously...I love The Surreal Life.

I'm a tool.

I can't wait.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Woohooo!

Your icon reminds me that MAD magazine has a great piece comparing some of the Bush presidency's sound-bites to some of Dr. Seuss's classic writings.

[rosesandvine.livejournal.com]

yesssssssssssss. Hollllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy HOLLLLLLLL adores Surreal Life. Operation "I must watch this" is in effect. And Peter is so way hot now. Er, Christopher Knight.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

:-)

When I was a kid, I liked Peter Brady ... he was cute - and kind of awkward.

[full4zaccordion.livejournal.com]

Speaking of has-beens and reality shows, Tommy Lee(you know, the ex-Mr. Pamela Anderson?) has been the scourge of my university campus for the past couple weeks because NBC is doing a show where Tommy goes to college. People are pissed about it, because they're afraid NBC is going to make us, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln(Home of the Cornhuskers and our two mascots, Herbie Husker and Li'l Red, who I think is supposed to be Herbie's retarded kid brother), look like a bunch of stupid hicks. Now, I'm not from Nebraska(I just live here. I'm from California), but, I'll be fucked if anyone's going to make fun of my school. I'm just hoping we'll get lucky and the pilot won't even get picked up.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Aaaaahhhhh!!!!! *Gives Linz hugs and lots of Scharffen-Berger Chocolate Bars*

Good Gord almighty ... that's a fate almost worse than death!

Tommy Lee is just a freak of nature in the bad way.


p.s. - Icon Love! I *love* Ren and Stimpy! :-)

[princessmeesh.livejournal.com]

I was watching this seasons Surreal Life and couldn't help but think "ew..Jordan Knight has turned into a creepy old man, I used to be in love with him when I was a kid"

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was quite disturbing. He went from being the object of my high school fantasies to "biggest jackass" - which is a shame.