From The Superficial and Jezebel websites

For all the times that I think I'm positively insane, I see things that at least make me feel like I'm not so crazy.

Michael Vick (alias - that dog-abusing asshole) is being sued by a crazy person, who is demanding $63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars, backed by silver and gold, to be delivered by "UPS".

And apparently, the plaintiff's dogs were sold by Vick on eBay, with the proceeds "...being used to purchase missles from the Iran(sic) Government."

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This would be proof of why I'm glad that I don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if I felt so inclined) - I don't have to worry about encountering personals ads profiles like this: Crap Match.Com Profile from a Dude

One of the best parts is that the guy is going on about how humble he is, while at the same time, showing of a rather inflated sense of self. What I'd give to think of myself that highly! ;-)

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There, now don't you feel just a bit more sane? (or, shall I say, "a little less crazy?")

Finally, have a LOLcat for reading this rambling of mine:

Some random quotes :-)

"Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy" --F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose." --Lyndon B. Johnson

"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves and good fortune to others." --Ambrose Bierce

"Time wounds all heels" --Groucho Marx

"Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need." --Margaret Mead

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." --Nikita Khrushchev

"Health food makes me sick." --Calvin Trillin

"The happiness of society is the end of government." --John Adams

"No man is good enough to be another man's master." --George Bernard Shaw

"I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm." --Calvin Coolidge

"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise." --"Mother" Gert Boyle

"Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living." --Katharine Hepburn

"What we think, we become." --Buddha

"Never argue with a fool. Listeners can't tell which is which." --Unknown

"A fool and his money are soon partying." --Steven Wright

"Common sense is as rare as genius." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"To weep is to make less the depth of the grief." --Shakespeare

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice." --Bill Cosby

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." --Martin Luther King

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." --Shakespeare

"Don't use the conduct of a fool as a precedent." --The Talmud

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." --Mark Twain

"I take it that successful therapy is an oxymoron." --Harold Bloom

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." --P. J. O'Rourke