Some random quotes :-)
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hiddenmuse"Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy" --F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose." --Lyndon B. Johnson
"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves and good fortune to others." --Ambrose Bierce
"Time wounds all heels" --Groucho Marx
"Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need." --Margaret Mead
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." --Nikita Khrushchev
"Health food makes me sick." --Calvin Trillin
"The happiness of society is the end of government." --John Adams
"No man is good enough to be another man's master." --George Bernard Shaw
"I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm." --Calvin Coolidge
"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise." --"Mother" Gert Boyle
"Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living." --Katharine Hepburn
"What we think, we become." --Buddha
"Never argue with a fool. Listeners can't tell which is which." --Unknown
"A fool and his money are soon partying." --Steven Wright
"Common sense is as rare as genius." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To weep is to make less the depth of the grief." --Shakespeare
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice." --Bill Cosby
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." --Martin Luther King
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." --Shakespeare
"Don't use the conduct of a fool as a precedent." --The Talmud
"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." --Mark Twain
"I take it that successful therapy is an oxymoron." --Harold Bloom
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." --P. J. O'Rourke
"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose." --Lyndon B. Johnson
"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves and good fortune to others." --Ambrose Bierce
"Time wounds all heels" --Groucho Marx
"Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need." --Margaret Mead
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." --Nikita Khrushchev
"Health food makes me sick." --Calvin Trillin
"The happiness of society is the end of government." --John Adams
"No man is good enough to be another man's master." --George Bernard Shaw
"I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm." --Calvin Coolidge
"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise." --"Mother" Gert Boyle
"Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living." --Katharine Hepburn
"What we think, we become." --Buddha
"Never argue with a fool. Listeners can't tell which is which." --Unknown
"A fool and his money are soon partying." --Steven Wright
"Common sense is as rare as genius." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To weep is to make less the depth of the grief." --Shakespeare
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice." --Bill Cosby
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." --Martin Luther King
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." --Shakespeare
"Don't use the conduct of a fool as a precedent." --The Talmud
"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." --Mark Twain
"I take it that successful therapy is an oxymoron." --Harold Bloom
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." --P. J. O'Rourke
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Date: 2007-08-21 06:02 am (UTC)"If you have every reason to be angry, then be happy for no reason" YAY!
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Date: 2007-08-21 07:29 pm (UTC)One that I didn't get to put up was an Irish Blessing:
May those who love us, love us.
Those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts.
If He cannot turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles,
so we will know them by their limp.
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Date: 2007-08-21 10:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-22 01:48 am (UTC)