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Aug. 20th, 2007 02:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hiddenmuseFor all the times that I think I'm positively insane, I see things that at least make me feel like I'm not so crazy.
Michael Vick (alias - that dog-abusing asshole) is being sued by a crazy person, who is demanding $63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars, backed by silver and gold, to be delivered by "UPS".
And apparently, the plaintiff's dogs were sold by Vick on eBay, with the proceeds "...being used to purchase missles from the Iran(sic) Government."
This would be proof of why I'm glad that I don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if I felt so inclined) - I don't have to worry about encountering personals ads profiles like this: Crap Match.Com Profile from a Dude
One of the best parts is that the guy is going on about how humble he is, while at the same time, showing of a rather inflated sense of self. What I'd give to think of myself that highly! ;-)
There, now don't you feel just a bit more sane? (or, shall I say, "a little less crazy?")
Finally, have a LOLcat for reading this rambling of mine:
Michael Vick (alias - that dog-abusing asshole) is being sued by a crazy person, who is demanding $63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars, backed by silver and gold, to be delivered by "UPS".
And apparently, the plaintiff's dogs were sold by Vick on eBay, with the proceeds "...being used to purchase missles from the Iran(sic) Government."
This would be proof of why I'm glad that I don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if I felt so inclined) - I don't have to worry about encountering personals ads profiles like this: Crap Match.Com Profile from a Dude
One of the best parts is that the guy is going on about how humble he is, while at the same time, showing of a rather inflated sense of self. What I'd give to think of myself that highly! ;-)
There, now don't you feel just a bit more sane? (or, shall I say, "a little less crazy?")
Finally, have a LOLcat for reading this rambling of mine:
