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Jul. 14th, 2004 01:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I don't know about anyone else, but I'd LOVE to be able to use this disclaimer on my e-mails to clients. Just because it's got that bit of snarkiness and wit - like me. ;)
{Borrowed from an online community I belong to - thanks to ST for sharing.}
DISCLAIMER
If the world should end tomorrow this company can take no responsibility whatsoever. Furthermore, if you slip on the soap in the bath tomorrow that's not our fault either. Finally, if you are not the intended recipient of this communication, why the fuck did we send it to you in the first place?
And, I really don't feel like doing anything today. I don't feel like working. But, I know that I should ... so, perhaps I better return some calls and get some paperwork off the desk, eh?
{Borrowed from an online community I belong to - thanks to ST for sharing.}
DISCLAIMER
If the world should end tomorrow this company can take no responsibility whatsoever. Furthermore, if you slip on the soap in the bath tomorrow that's not our fault either. Finally, if you are not the intended recipient of this communication, why the fuck did we send it to you in the first place?
And, I really don't feel like doing anything today. I don't feel like working. But, I know that I should ... so, perhaps I better return some calls and get some paperwork off the desk, eh?