Well, duh ... was it *that* obvious?

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Frustration, Stress and Other Stuff

Well, I found out that my checking account is thisclose to being overdrawn. That is, if my check for the electric bill hits before Friday (which it probably will). It's about a week until I get more money in the account, and I've conveniently fucked myself into a corner I can't get out of. Dammit.

That's what I get for being stupid & cavalier with my money. I get to start all over again from square one - lucky me. And I was doing quite well, too. It worries me - I get into those moods where I get overconfident (okay, cocky...) and when that ends, I end up terribly remorseful and seriously depressed. Can you say "possibly bipolar"? I knew you could.

I need to get back to my psychiatrist, because he'd probably want to know that it's happening. I just hate the possibility that I could be more fucked-up in the head than I realize. Or, I'm just scaring the bejesus out of myself over nothing.


Tonight, I'm going to the gym again. I'm going to try working out in the fitness center this time. Maybe that'll help me get over this self-imposed head trip....

Lyrical Survey

This one is a little different - you have to answer with song lyrics. Don't forget to put the song title and the musician/group (if you know who sings it)!


Who are you?
"I won't be your Yoko Ono" - Dar Williams

What do you look like?
"Not the average girl from a video..." - India.Arie, "Video"

What's your secret?
"I've got a dick for a brain, and my brain's gonna sell my ass to you" - Afghan Whigs, "Be Sweet"

What do you want to be?
"I'm not touched, but I'm aching to be ..." - Heather Nova, "Walk This World"

What can you do?
"I can kiss your eyes, your hair, your neck - 'til we forget" - BNL, "Wrap Your Arms Around Me"

What can't you do?
"I don't practice Santeria, ain't got no crystal ball..." - Sublime, "Santeria"

What is love?
"My love began from love" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Love Trilogy"

What is friendship?
"A friend in need's a friend indeed" - Placebo, "Pure Morning"

Are you strong?
"I am weak, but I am strong" - Garbage, "Milk"

What are you afraid of?
"...the beast under your bed..." - Metallica, "Enter Sandman"

What would you tell the one who loves you?
"I hope that you can take me, when I'm going out of my head ... I hope that you can keep me warm in your bed." - Pete Droge & The Sinners, "Beautiful Girl"

What do you want to do?
"Yeah, I wanna lay down next to you, but I'm not one to complain. Yeah, I wanna touch you, too." - Juliana Hatfield, "I See You"

Where do you want to be?
"California here I come - open up your golden arms" - Sophie B. Hawkins, "California Here I Come"

Who do you love?
"You" - any artist, any song. ;)

How do you feel?
"Too young to reason, too grown-up to dream" - Bryan Ferry, "Slave To Love"

What would you do with a million dollars?
"(buy) you that ring, it seemed the thing to do" - Indigo Girls, "Least Complicated"

Tupperware Lady

I want Phranc to be my Tupperware Lady. There. I said it. I want a nice Jewish butch lesbian folksinger to sell me Tupperware. :-D

The fact that she sells Tupperware just rocks. I could imagine her, with a cute femme wife, singing the praises of Tupperware while her wife demonstrates how it works. :)
{before all three of you guys reading this get ideas, I'll explain: the last Tupperware party I went to, they were baking a cake in the microwave. and playing dopey party games. So, those kinds of demonstrations. You can go back to being pervy now.}


If not Phranc, then give me a Tupperware-shilling Draq Queen, honey.