hiddenmuse: (LOTR - Geico)
Right now, I'm surprised that I don't have a humungoid bruise on my forehead from smacking the heel of my hand on my forehead after talking to clients on a daily basis.

Some of their requests are fairly reasonable - quotes for homes they are looking to purchase, or cars they are buying. Even the occasional claim. It's when they call in and say, "I'm closing on a house *tomorrow* and need insurance." ::headdesk::


Today's Rat Bastard award winner is the client that traded in a 2001 sports car for a 2005 sports car - not as expensive, mind you - and bitched because the premium didn't go down as much as he'd expected. When I played with the figures, and he still got grumpy over it, he said "I don't know why ... my record is clean*. There shouldn't be any problems." Oookay.

Well, dude, Strike One - you've had accidents, which affects your insurance rate. Strike Two - we're sending you monthly nastygrams to get you to pay the damn bills, which in turn affects your credit score with the company - which also affects the rate. Strike Three - you're driving a friggin' sports car. Four doors or not, it's still considered a sports car by the company - and you're getting the best possible rate.

What really got me was his request that I get quotes with other carriers. Fine - that can be done. When he asked if he should hold while I do this - I wanted to laugh in his ear. Instead, I asked if I could call him back, since it would take a little time to get the figures together.


* Saying "My Record Is Clean" will automatically get me thinking that you've got Kirk Hammett's driving record (i.e. - you've been to traffic school to get tickets fixed, because you're a speed demon). So please don't say it to your Insurance Geek. Ever.
{Yes, I made a reference to Metallica *and* their documentary, Some Kind of Monster at the same time - even while the room is spinning!}
hiddenmuse: (Bitch Please)
Someone posted in [livejournal.com profile] epileptics that a friend was going to be making bracelets similar to the Livestrong bracelets that are dark purple and say Seize The Cure. (I *wish* I were making that slogan up.)

Well, talk about stirring up a maelstrom (that's French for "shitstorm") in an otherwise day-to-day community!

Seize The Debate!

There are people that *cannot* stand the Livestrong bracelets and what they stand for. There are people that don't think that epilepsy necessitates a cure - and how would you cure it, anyways? And there are some that feel a little burned out by the whole bracelet-for-a-cause idea.


Personally, I think it could be quite confusing. Autism, Pro-Choice and The Humane Society have already taken up purple as their color of choice for their cause bracelets.

(A) It's a fine idea - but use a different color. Everyone is doing purple. Don't even go near red - that's Multiple Sclerosis, and maybe even AIDS, for all I know.

(B) Change the slogan - "Seize The Cure" feels schlocky, and almost like it's poking fun at epilepsy and seizures.

(C) Realize that not everyone with epilepsy feels the need to be "cured" of it. Or even sees it as being a "curable" disorder - just something that can be treated and kept under control. Something that is manageable, and lived with, but cannot be permanently altered - like our eye color, handedness, or tendency to burn easily in the sun.
hiddenmuse: (Shake Djibouti)
First, thank you to everyone that helped to keep me laughing yesterday. After a day where the bad seemed to outweigh the good, it was nice to have reasons to keep laughing. :-)

Second, it is Thursday. My calendar for today is pretty empty - so I can focus on getting crap off my desk now. This is a good thing. I can even get Mystery Date's junk squared away - and readied for his new account manager.

Third, if pressed to tell someone how I know what I do about insurance - I could go into neverending spiels. Instead, I will defer to the wisdom of Detective Fin Tutuola on Law & Order: SVU, since he put it quite well: "Don't look at me. I just know stuff."
hiddenmuse: (Wack)
cut for length - to spare your friends-list )
hiddenmuse: (Shut Up!)
I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] ljdemocrats, I admit it.

Tom DeLay - He's not that innocent...


Good G*d - is anyone else just waiting for "The Hammer" and their ilk to get a major smackdown from the One Upstairs for exploiting the Schiavo case to their benefit?
hiddenmuse: (Eyeballs)
As someone whose chronic conditions are largely internal - except for the rare moments that they like to rear their ugly heads - I do hear that statement a lot.

What is someone with high blood pressure "supposed to" look like?

What is a person living with severe depression "supposed to" look like?

What is an asthmatic "supposed to" look like?

What is an epileptic "supposed to" look like?


Should I be *harrumphing* around town under the burden of the occasionally overwhelming despondency?

Should I be wearing a crash helmet and a padded bodysuit in case I have a seizure?

Should I be weak and vulnerable, like Mikey Walsh in The Goonies because I have asthma?

Should I be 65 years old with blue hair and arthritis before I deal with the bad genetic hand of high blood pressure?

Instead, my friends and lovelies, *this* is what the face of hidden disabilities looks like: )
hiddenmuse: (LOTR - Geico)
Dear Client -

You had a stick up your ass about getting the dual airbag credit added onto the insurance for your Midlife Crisis-mobile.

Now that I've added the credit, why don't you go and party down with your bad self ... and your ten cents' return premium, which is enclosed.

No Love - Ever,

Your Insurance Geek
hiddenmuse: (Gene Pool)
"Next time I'll raise dogs. They are more loyal and more excited to see you." - Mrs. Black

I also managed to get my hot little hands on his book, Nothing's Sacred. Interspersed with his life story (up to age 27), are some incredibly witty, incisive rants - about politics, in support of gay marriage, about how the Government can get us all worked up over flu shots.

After reading his piece in favor of gay marriage - as well as his displeasure with authority figures - I wanted to have curmudgeony Jewish Mormon Pagan Babies with him. Although, considering that he's old enough to be my father (really), and I'm on medications that have rendered me better off adopting ... it's just my fangirl silliness talking.


But, I love him. He's wickedly funny - someone that Dennis Miller could've evolved into, had he not sold out so badly. He does have kind of a wry, intelligent sense of humor - but he's not so obscure that he goes over people's heads. It never goes into condescending "look at my big words" territory.

He manages to be topical and timely, sticking it to the politicians and talking heads du jour - yet we can still hear the famous "IHOP" bit, ten years after it was originally done, and laugh our asses off. Sure, the reference to Dan Quayle nominated as Veep may be outdated, but "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college" will always be the dumbest thing that *anyone* could say.

And that sort of idiotic statement will haunt you for days and weeks to come if you happened to hear it from some mindless jackass - and you can't find out what the hell that jackass meant!
hiddenmuse: (LOTR - Geico)
My favorite graffiti on Market Street has been modified - Corney Religons - tells about the original.

Now, it has been modified, so it still has the original message. Only, now the messenger is apparently, Godzilla. Really.

At this point, I want a digital camera, if only to take pictures of my favorite graffiti and cement scrawlings, because some of it is just too funny. Or just too fun.
hiddenmuse: (Eyeballs)
I've forgotten a couple of birthdays - because I'm a slacker in that regard.

So, belated birthday greetings to my lovelies:

Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] yokie and [livejournal.com profile] docwebster

Wishing you happiness in the years to come! :-)

I hope that you both had great birthdays - even if I was late with the wishes. ;)
hiddenmuse: (Bitch Please)
It seems that fat has become the last "acceptable" bastion for discrimination.

There's no way that anyone would insult another person to their face over race, age, gender, sexuality, disability, religion or background - but the size of their dress or pants is apparently open for criticism.

For example )

I think it just irritates me that people can insult others like that - without knowing what's really going on inside. They don't know that we're doing something about being fat. They just see it as something to insult, something to react to - because they're dealing with their own wounded egos or low self-opinion. They don't give a damn about us as people. We're just walking/moving targets to them. It's the schoolyard bully, only on a more grand scale.

I'm not saying that I'm going to join FAT?SO! or NAAFA or some other pro-fat organization anytime soon. I know that my size isn't exactly doing my health favors (i.e. - blood pressure and joint problems), so I'm trying to do something about it. In the meantime, I just need to figure out a way to accept my body as it is, right now. :-)
hiddenmuse: (Uncool)
It's been a while since I've done this - so I thought I'd welcome some of my most recent LJ Friends: [livejournal.com profile] rockfic, [livejournal.com profile] ctr_forever, [livejournal.com profile] stevensatlga, [livejournal.com profile] kraken13 and [livejournal.com profile] chrissycam.

If I've forgotten anyone - I'm sorry!

And welcome to anyone else that has joined recently - glad you're around! :-)
hiddenmuse: (Shake Djibouti)
I've been thinking of getting a few new tunes from Napster - and I thought I'd get some suggestions/ideas while I was at it.

Here's what I'm looking to get:

Elvis Costello - "Alison"
Betty - "It Girl"
Sebadoh - "Round And Round" (yes, as in Ratt's "Round And Round". This is an acoustic version, apparently.)
Petra Hayden - "I Can See For Miles And Miles"

Maybe even some more Lewis Black comedy. I've practically memorized the "IHOP" piece ... could use some more new stuff.


Since my musical tastes are all over the place (disco, country, metal, emo, punk, jazz) - I'd love to see what you have to suggest! :-)
hiddenmuse: (Default)
I see so many people wearing them - among other bracelets, for other charities/causes (although some are merely to line 7-11's pockets) - I wonder, would it be rude of me to ask random people about their motivation behind wearing their respective bracelet(s)?


I have a Livestrong bracelet (finally), and I wear it as a tribute to my stepdad - he's a cancer survivor, going on 2 years in April. My whole family has (and wears) the bracelet for this reason. It reminds us that someone we know and love has kicked cancer's ass. It reminds me that there have been others before him that haven't been as fortunate - and many that will follow, and also kick cancer's ass.

Sure, it may seem simple, but it reminds me to be thankful, and to count my blessings whenever possible. Because, somewhere, someone else's family may not be as fortunate as mine has been.
hiddenmuse: (Wack)
This is something that I could get away with posting here - it's a relatively neutral thought. :)

I've always wanted cute hair like Leisha Hailey - that would be her on the left, if you clicky-clicked on the link. Although, k.d. lang's pretty darn hot, too.

Anyways, I look at Leisha and her cute hair ... and my immediate thought is, "that only works on cute skinny girls - not on a fat chick like me". I know, not exactly the best mindset to walk around with - but that's kind of how I feel sometimes. Still, I think it's a cute style, and perhaps I will go for it at some point.


In other cool stuff to gawk at - besides cute girls - this is the new Timbuk2 bag that I've been geeking out over. I *love* the Atomic design, quite fun, I'd say! Here it is: It's Prettyful.
hiddenmuse: (Uncool)
Apparently [livejournal.com profile] dpaul007 and [livejournal.com profile] rockfic are both experiencing their own versions of the Martian Death FluTM today in their respective Fair Cities, so here's wishing you both quick recoveries! :-) If nothing else, you at least get a good excuse to stay in bed and sleep all day, right?


And also, there's a birthday in LJ-Land! Hope it's a great day for you!

Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] jeniviolet!
hiddenmuse: (Gael)
Yes, as [livejournal.com profile] full4zaccordion reminded me, today is indeed the Ides of March.

As anyone that ever read Julius Caesar in high school - or even college - might remember, Cinna the Poet warned Caesar to "Beware the Ides of March", and we all know how that fateful day ended.


So, if you're highly superstitious like Julius Caesar, or just happen to be rockin' the Caesar 'do (you sad, sad individual...) make sure that you avoid large crowds with people named Marcus Brutus, mmmmkay? ;)
hiddenmuse: (AB Geek)
I got that friendly reminder from people on my friends list - the geeks and friends of geeks.

Since today is indeed 3.14, it is "Pi Day" so to speak. :-D

So have some pie, compute pi to however many places your little heart desires ... hunt up a copy of the Sunday New York Times Magazine and read the excellent article on Lewis Black ... watch the film PI (or even American Pie, hehe). Celebrate however you wish - just do something to celebrate this fun little non-sequitur day!


{P.S., I may be listening to the Rolling Stones - but "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here" from Schoolhouse Rock! is currently going through my head. Go figure.}
hiddenmuse: (AB Geek)
Keppra apparently causes drowsiness. Yeah. That's like saying that The Pope might be Catholic.

This past weekend, I experienced the opposite of insomnia - hypersomnia. On Saturday, dizziness had me taking a three hour nap early in the afternoon, then a major headache knocked me down for another four hours. And that night, I slept about 9 hours straight.

It's supposed to be a "temporary" side effect - meaning that it goes away after the first month. I'll see what happens. As long as I don't fall asleep on my keyboard at work, or wind up crash-landing into dinner, drooling and dead to the world for a few hours, I suppose that I'll be okay.


That's about all for now. I'll come up with a real update later - when I'm home, and have more time and opportunity to write. :)
hiddenmuse: (Shut Up!)
Maybe my dreams are partially influenced by what I watch on TV before going to bed ... or perhaps I'm just slowly going insane. Very slowly, but surely.

Last night, I dreamt that James Hetfield (Metallica's lead vocalist/guitarist, for those that don't know) had opened an un-named bodega in St. Louis - in a neighborhood that I grew up in. It was peculiar, because in the context of the dream, I was on a first-name basis with James, and also, the bodega was in a small building, yet the inside was huge. I mean, massive. There were some parts that had hills reminiscent of the streets in San Francisco (possibly a remnant from watching Mythbusters last night?).

As I walked through the store, I saw a few people that I'd recognized from church. People that I'd gone to church with - and hadn't seen in many years. They didn't seem to age at all, looking about the same as they did when I'd last seen them, however long ago that was.

The most disconcerting part of the dream came in the part where I encountered the bishop's wife - only she looked exactly like her daughter. She essentially told me that I was persona non grata at the church, and that I wasn't the only one. I burst into tears, and said that I wanted to talk to some people about this. Suddenly, the bodega changed into the church building, and I was walking around, looking for a couple of people to talk with - to get some answers.

Once I found someone that was willing to talk, I found out that two people - a mother and her middle daughter - that I'd gone to church with previously (who have since moved their holy rolling asses to Utah, thank G*d) were going through the church rolls, and looking for the names of women of a "certain age" that had never been married, to be singled out (no pun intended) as "bad influences" and "menaces to society" in the church. Therefore, we were to be excluded because we were thought to be gay, or of some other unsavory character because we were single.

I declared that it was "pink-listing" and said it was like McCarthyism redux. They looked at me like I was crazy, and then, before the dream continued from there, I woke up.


As if that wasn't strange enough, in the dream, I was about 2 1/2 months pregnant as well. That's truly freaky, because I'm in no capacity to have children - and not just due to my relationship status, either.

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