Bored much?

[hiddenmuse]

According to www.googlism.com, here's a little bit about me ... although I can't vouch for the truthfulness of many of these statements.


carly is having a baby - oh sweet Jesus, I hope not!
carly is here - I thought I was there. damn.
carly is nominated for song of the year - wooohooo! uncork the Champagne!
carly is hot - why, thank you!
carly is the "will rogers" of dogdom - I don't know what to say.
carly is home - true
carly is the almighty - hey now, I wouldn't take it *that* far
carly is such a sweet thang - you're gonna make me blush!
carly is an amazingly talented and beautiful gymnast - are you sure? I have *zero* balance, I swear...
carly is dressed in a fashion that would be the envy of any courtesan - yes, just what I've always wanted. to be envied by high-rent prostitutes.
carly is one of the premier singers of our time - Carly Simon, maybe. me - I sing in the shower & would throw tomatoes at myself if I could
carly is a horrible mother - were you talking to Sid? I swear, I will get his kibble by the weekend, honest!
carly is president - dear Gord ... that's a joke, right?
carly is just like the perfect girl - you're pushing it here...
carly is just keeping the secret for her own selfish game - I am? what secret? what game?
carly is pregnant - again, I surely hope not!
carly is that nice - hehe - you caught me on a good day
carly is the ultimate and this video transports you into her world - what video? I swear, we taped over it!!
carly is beutifull (sic)/sexy - I'd go for that, but you can't spell
carly is in remission from the disease - what disease?
carly is so sweet - you sound like the autographs in my yearbook. thanks.
carly is wonderful around children - actually, I thought I was good at scaring them - but if you insist...
carly is going through hell - yeah, some days I do. welcome to depression
carly is a 2 year old american field pointer - I am? All this time, I thought I was human - turns out I'm a doggie
carly is out - well, not exactly
carly is starting to fit her role a lot better - yeah, I think so too - just takes time
carly is busy writing - html is a bitch with this entry
carly is the best friend we have ever had - what drugs are *you* on, cos I want some!
carly is his number one priority - riiiight
carly is set to star in a movie with adrian paul - I am? and who's Adrian Paul anyways?
carly is a guy - checks down pants ... ummmm, guess again people. first you say I'm preggers, now I'm a guy. which is it?
carly is trouble - yeah, that's probably why I didn't have many friends growing up
carly is stunned to find herself attracted to andrew - who's Andrew? unless we're talking Drew Barrymore ... heh
carly is brave and fearless - it's getting deep in here
carly is undeterred and insists that gia is perfect for the job - damn right she is! especially if it's Gia by way of Angelina Jolie
carly is his future - damn. he really must be a dead-ender then.
carly is not really dead - thanks for the news flash, Einstein
carly is alive - no, really?!?
carly is shopping - past tense ... *was* shopping
carly is always sweet as pie to me - oh please - you don't have to kiss up
carly is forceful - I am? that's a news flash!
carly is then cruely whipped and flogged until red welts are raised along her lithe body - oy. no thanks. no Story of O re-enactments for me!
carly is digital imaging - like that 'S1m0n3' movie gal?
carly is the office manager at soundtrax - wrong gal - I'm an insurance geek
carly is a regular on the road to romance - road to nowhere, maybe. road to romance, not quite.
carly is also scheduled for another upcoming film entitled "orange county" later on - hell's bells, I must've been sleeping through that one, cos I surely don't remember it!
carly is looking forward to a career in fashion design and modeling - yeah, maybe when I was 14 years old...
carly is learning - all the time
carly is single - meh ... guess again