Written on the eve on my 29th birthday (2002)

[hiddenmuse]

Apologies to the author of "When I Am Old, I Will Wear Purple" and the author of the parody, "When I Am Old, I Will Wear Plaid"





When I Am Old, I Will Join A Nudist Colony


Yes, I will join a Nudist Colony when I'm in my 70s.
When I'm too old to care about letting it all hang out - because it hangs out, no matter what I may try.
My neices, nephews and other assorted family members will deny knowing me.
Rather than listening to Barenaked Ladies, I will be a Barenaked Lady.
By the time I am old, I'd probably be as cynical and smart-assed as ever.
Joining a nudist colony, I would have no sleeve upon which to display my heart.
I refuse to be crotchety and cranky when I am old.
You all have my permission to slap me if I do turn crotchety and cranky.
Rather than wear purple when I am old, I will wear purple now.
Rather than wait until I am old to wear plaid, I will wear plaid now.

For when I am old, I will join a nudist colony.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slytherin_girl/]

Is your birthday the 31st too? WELCOME TO THE CLUB! (Of course, it could be the 1st. So hard to tell when something was actually posted via the lj time and date).

Either way, happy birthday!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I was indeed born on the 31st. (Almost wrote 32nd there ... obviously I'm getting tired and stupid in my old age... lol)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slytherin_girl/]

I now have two people on my flist with my birthday. Welcome to the club and Happy Birthday!

Edited because I stupidly misread the subject title. *hangs head in embarassment* LOL!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Thank you - and a very happy birthday to you, too! :-)

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

This is magical! ♥

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[liandriel.livejournal.com]

HA! I love this! :D

Happy birthday!