Apparently we're recruiting...

[hiddenmuse]

If you happen to believe this jackass:

For the record, we keep our recruiting to the *adults*, thankyouverymuch.

Speaking of recruiting, Kellie and I are going out as recruiters for Halloween next year. Yep, gonna hang out in The Castro, trying to recruit people into the happy Queer Nation! And honestly, the recruiting is done Glengarry Glen Ross-style: First place gets a trip to Hawaii, Second place gets a set of steak knives, Third place gets fired. So, it's not as easy as it seems! ;-D

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[bexone.livejournal.com]

...but where do the toasters come into it?

[conjurdude.livejournal.com]

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I think it's after the steak knives and trip to Hawaii round! Eventually, second place will be able to furnish their kitchen!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Yes! {Or, as Alec Baldwin had said on SNL a few years back - "A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Cobbling. Always be closing ... errm, cobbling!"

[gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com]

Looks like you are in for a rough four years. Sorry! :-(

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

No worries - the next 4 years will be fine, since Obama is in office. :-)

The state, however, has decided to write discrimination into our constitution - this is the bad part. And I think it'll last more than 4 years. :-(

[gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! File this under gardengnomegeek is an idiot. I didn't actually watch the clip and I thought it was Obama. So I thought you were saying Obama was a jackass. So I thought you were in for an unhappy 4 years.

LOL and Oops!!

I have now watched it. Definitely not Obama. And definitely a jackass.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Haha - don't worry about it!

People baffle me, that's for sure...

[gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com]

I am such a dweeb!! :-)

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

And I thought there were only male Homosexual Recruiters - like this one: