Well, duh!

[hiddenmuse]

This was stolen from icecreamhdaches. And I'm totally looking forward to this one coming in the mail!

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Memo to Pete Wentz -

Duh. We knew that already. Now, which half of you is gay? The front or the back? The top or the bottom?

Signed,

me

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_recoil/]

that bitch has a fucking chi flat iron, he's not half gay, he's at least as gay as me which is like 412% gay.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* I love you, Adam!

All I can think is that there are a lot of gay boys somewhere cheering. :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_recoil/]

they'll cheer next year when he's on blended again saying "i'm like 2/3 gay"

Then i'll hunt a bitch down, wash his hair and we can get married

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Oh no, they'll really cheer when he's in The Advocate as cover story, admitting that he's as gay as the day is long!

In the meantime, they're just squeeing because they now have a chance in hell with him.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_recoil/]

For true. I'm not that into him, mostly because he recommended sleeping with eyeliner on. It kinda killed my wood. Proper skincare is such a turn on

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Well, what do you expect from a possibly-queer emo boy, who's probably off sleeping with other emo boys? They don't have any clue about proper skin care. All they know is moping around, being silly emo boys.