hiddenmuse | BNL "Rock The House" and other random bits

Last night, I was telling Kellie about the new VH1 show "Rock The House", which I described to her as being "Surprise By Design" and "While You Were Out" ... only instead of Robert Verdi, you get a rock star.

So, we talked about what would happen if BNL took over our respective places:

The bedrooms would be ransacked in search of porn, courtesy of Tyler. Any house pets would be tortured (her cats) and/or released (my rabbit) by Kevin. Ed would probably get wrapped up in videotapes of MST3K (Kellie's place). Jim would probably try to do the whole Feng Shui thing - then give up. Steve would ransack the kitchen in pursuit of wine, then mock your CD collection. They'd all probably look through random drawers hoping to find any porn or sex toys that weren't put into lockdown beforehand.

The room to be redecorated would look exactly the same as when you left. Don't be surprised if that brand new bottle of lube is in the bathroom, half-empty, with a well-read Victoria's Secret catalog nearby. Now, the conversation got randier than this ... but I'll spare you the details. :-D

Oh yeah ... I don't think I mentioned it, but while I was visiting Kellie, we ended up appointing ourselves as Steven Page's token dykes. Tyler has Mace & Tex, so Steve (the poor SOB) gets Kellie and I. And for some reason, I get the feeling that besides being dared to say "quark!" in Ed Robertson's presence, I may end up being dared to introduce Kellie and myself to Steve as his Token Dykes. :-X {Since the collective creativity between the two of us is terribly limited, there won't be any Steve fansites.}