And this is news...?
Apr. 13th, 2005 12:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hiddenmuseWe're taking bets on the baby's name - "Cheeto" for a girl, and "Redbull" for a boy.
Yeah - Britney Spears and her "back-up dancer" husband, Kevin Federline are apparently in the family way. I know, this is news?
Tom DeLay's lack of ethics are more newsworthy.
Andrea Dworkin's recent death is certainly more newsworthy.
The Michael JacksonThree-Ring-Rock-Spectacle Child Molestation trial is more newsworthy, even if it seems to be devolving into a massive trainwreck day by day.
The point is, Britney Spears is knocked-up. And I'm afraid for the sprog. Especially considering Daddy's less-than-stellar track record. And Mommy's obvious lack of common sense.
My personal favorite Britney story has to be one about an "Emergency Family Meeting" that was called, becaus Britney was afraid that one of her chihuahuas was pregnant by her brother's dog - a bulldog. According to Britney's publicist, "...this would be incest."
*shakes head and makes sure that she's not in The Yoda StateTM* Yeah ... there's a bit of problem: (a) The dogs are two different BREEDS. Just because they're owned by family doesn't make it incestuous. It's incestuous when they're the same breed - and then, it's AKC-sanctioned. ;)
That is all.
{/steps down from the Lewis Black soapbox}
Yeah - Britney Spears and her "back-up dancer" husband, Kevin Federline are apparently in the family way. I know, this is news?
Tom DeLay's lack of ethics are more newsworthy.
Andrea Dworkin's recent death is certainly more newsworthy.
The Michael Jackson
The point is, Britney Spears is knocked-up. And I'm afraid for the sprog. Especially considering Daddy's less-than-stellar track record. And Mommy's obvious lack of common sense.
My personal favorite Britney story has to be one about an "Emergency Family Meeting" that was called, becaus Britney was afraid that one of her chihuahuas was pregnant by her brother's dog - a bulldog. According to Britney's publicist, "...this would be incest."
*shakes head and makes sure that she's not in The Yoda StateTM* Yeah ... there's a bit of problem: (a) The dogs are two different BREEDS. Just because they're owned by family doesn't make it incestuous. It's incestuous when they're the same breed - and then, it's AKC-sanctioned. ;)
That is all.
{/steps down from the Lewis Black soapbox}
