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[hiddenmuse]

Attention Residents of San Rafael - Marin County, California:

According to Safeco Insurance, you are territory-less. Therefore, using Safeco Logic^tm, you do not exist.

Good day.

Love,

The Insurance Geek


(Also, they have me on interminable hold - with the Abuzak playing "Everything She Wants". Please tell me that there is a just and merciful G*d that has a special place in Hell for companies that torment people in this way.)

Comments

[luvlyssa.livejournal.com]

maybe it's a sign... it'll be where the next earthquake hits they're just being proactive... ;)

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

If I weren't still tethered to the phone, on perpetual hold with them, I'd check our map to see what type of land they're on to begin with! I already know that Marin County is a fireball waiting to happen ... lol

[luvlyssa.livejournal.com]

lol then what are you complaining about?=p you know you're going to die in a horrific (yet dramatic!) "incident" possibly some deranged NASA space guy (yes, space GUY) who'll try andbuild a back to the future car... with, yup you guessed, PLUTONIUM! (bad bad spelling!)

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

That's okay, they're already putting rocket fuel in the Whole Milk! Just makes me glad that I'm lactose intolerant & only drink soy milk ... hehe!

[azraelsdaisy.livejournal.com]

Quick, call Oliver Stone! INSURANCE COMPANIES CONTROL NATURAL DISASTERS!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Call in Oliver Stone, Al Sharpton and everyone else that will rally around a cause - FAST!!

Might as well call in Tom Ridge and his Dunderhead Brigade ... errrm, I mean, the Homeland Security - because the Terrorist Fringe could be behind all this Natural Disaster - in cahoots with the Insurance Companies and all, you know. ;)

[jupiters-angel.livejournal.com]

hmm.. i always figured marin was a figment.

[msboop.livejournal.com]

there is a just and merciful G*d that has a special place in Hell for companies that torment people in this way



... hey, I'm easy