Notes to self

Dear Body -

I hate you. Hate you, hate you, hate you.

First, I get a lovely bout of bronchitis, which is half-assed responding to the Zithromax. Then, I try to sit down for dinner, and you declare anarchy. Fucker.

No love,

Me

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Dear Prilosec OTC -

Start fucking working already! I'm tired of dealing with the above. And I'd like to eat people food, dammit - not just mashed potatoes.

Really no love,

Me

I didn't forget! :-)

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone! Hugs, Kisses and Love all around!