Sexual (Dis)orientation
Apr. 6th, 2006 06:58 pmOkay now ... why is it that I get all stupid around *anyone* that I find remotely attractive (physically/intellectually/what have you)? For serious. Today, I was fumbling my money like a total idiot at lunch time, over a guy that works at Specialty's Bakery & Cafe. Nevermind that he's gay as all get-out ... I still managed to get quite flummoxed over the surfer boy vibe that he has going on. As well as the fact that when a gay boy calls me "honey", "sweetie" or "darling" ... I do tend to get a bit stupid.
And have I mentioned lately that I have pretty decent gaydar when it comes to men - but I couldn't pick out a lesbian in a room, unless she was a flaming butch dyke or drag king? Really fucking tragic, isn't it? No wonder I didn't get laid ... well, ever.
( your little secret )
So, yeah ... that's that for now. I'm bad, I know. Absolutely terrible ... but, I don't really care. ;)
And have I mentioned lately that I have pretty decent gaydar when it comes to men - but I couldn't pick out a lesbian in a room, unless she was a flaming butch dyke or drag king? Really fucking tragic, isn't it? No wonder I didn't get laid ... well, ever.
( your little secret )
So, yeah ... that's that for now. I'm bad, I know. Absolutely terrible ... but, I don't really care. ;)