Sexual (Dis)orientation
Apr. 6th, 2006 06:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hiddenmuseOkay now ... why is it that I get all stupid around *anyone* that I find remotely attractive (physically/intellectually/what have you)? For serious. Today, I was fumbling my money like a total idiot at lunch time, over a guy that works at Specialty's Bakery & Cafe. Nevermind that he's gay as all get-out ... I still managed to get quite flummoxed over the surfer boy vibe that he has going on. As well as the fact that when a gay boy calls me "honey", "sweetie" or "darling" ... I do tend to get a bit stupid.
And have I mentioned lately that I have pretty decent gaydar when it comes to men - but I couldn't pick out a lesbian in a room, unless she was a flaming butch dyke or drag king? Really fucking tragic, isn't it? No wonder I didn't get laid ... well, ever.
Oh, and I'll let the straight guys in on a little secret: You know how you want to watch two girls getting it on? Well, as you might have found out from your girlfriends/wives/anyone with girl parts, after being dragged to see Brokeback Mountain - *we* like to watch two guys getting it on. Even if it's just making out - we'll watch it. (Steven Page and Ed Robertson, BNL fans?) Although, if it goes beyond making out, well hell - most of us will definitely want to watch. Queer As Folk was a nice gateway drug ... leads up to Gael Garcia Bernal having hot monkey sex in the name of pretentious art-house films ... and Jake Gyllenhaal being taken by Heath Ledger in the middle of nowhere, because horniness and loneliness got the better of them (riiiighhhtttt ... sure it did, Jake. That bottoming seemed like second nature. *eg*). And yes, I know - a "girl's girl" in many senses of the word, liking this sort of thing. Well, apparently I'm not alone, considering that the lesbian smut 'zine On Our Backs tends to have reviews of gay male porn alongside reviews of lesbian porn....
So, yeah ... that's that for now. I'm bad, I know. Absolutely terrible ... but, I don't really care. ;)
And have I mentioned lately that I have pretty decent gaydar when it comes to men - but I couldn't pick out a lesbian in a room, unless she was a flaming butch dyke or drag king? Really fucking tragic, isn't it? No wonder I didn't get laid ... well, ever.
Oh, and I'll let the straight guys in on a little secret: You know how you want to watch two girls getting it on? Well, as you might have found out from your girlfriends/wives/anyone with girl parts, after being dragged to see Brokeback Mountain - *we* like to watch two guys getting it on. Even if it's just making out - we'll watch it. (Steven Page and Ed Robertson, BNL fans?) Although, if it goes beyond making out, well hell - most of us will definitely want to watch. Queer As Folk was a nice gateway drug ... leads up to Gael Garcia Bernal having hot monkey sex in the name of pretentious art-house films ... and Jake Gyllenhaal being taken by Heath Ledger in the middle of nowhere, because horniness and loneliness got the better of them (riiiighhhtttt ... sure it did, Jake. That bottoming seemed like second nature. *eg*). And yes, I know - a "girl's girl" in many senses of the word, liking this sort of thing. Well, apparently I'm not alone, considering that the lesbian smut 'zine On Our Backs tends to have reviews of gay male porn alongside reviews of lesbian porn....
So, yeah ... that's that for now. I'm bad, I know. Absolutely terrible ... but, I don't really care. ;)
