Don't blame me - I'm just the messenger

If one believes the mad minds over at Something Awful, these are some new releases we'll be seeing in the next few weeks:

Linkin Park - LiveJounal Music

Dashboard Confessional - I Whine * I Cry * I Bitch * I Suck

John Mayer - I Have A Vagina

Toby Keith - I'm A Big Fat Asshole Who Likes to Eat Freedom Fries (Buy Ford)

Rush - Our Lead Singer Sounds Like An Old Woman

Gary Glitter - Rock And Roll: I Want to Touch Your Children

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I don't want to turn into a hypochondriac - or a total Drama Mama here - but, I'm finding it a bit peculiar that some days, I can get up stairs, hills and other minor inclines with no problems. Other days, I'm huffing and puffing as though I had just run a friggin' marathon.

Nothing has changed physically - my weight has actually gone down, so I like to think that my physical condition is improving. I know that my allergies tend to be an upper-respiratory thing, manifested in watery eyes, constant sneezing, runny nose/ congestion, sore throat - but on occasion, it gets into coughing and wheezing attacks.

Sometimes, the coughing and wheezing hits at the worst moments - last Saturday, for example: I was talking to Kellie, laughing over some witty/stupid comment one of us had made, when all of a sudden, my sides and stomach started to tighten and I was having trouble breathing. I was laughing so hard that I didn't know if I was crying because I was laughing so much, or crying because I was freaked out over the sudden onset of side and stomach constriction.


I know, I need to get off my ass and call the doctor, if only to get some better allergy meds, because the Claritin just isn't working. I just want to know if I'm possibly dealing with asthma - or making much to-do over nothing at all?

Ganked from stupidpetowners

This was too funny - and offered a moment of humor in the often-serious stupidpetowners community:
Free to Good Home - Puppy

free to a good home-PUPPY!!!!
Reply to: anon-43076807@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-09-20, 4:46PM PDT


My wife and I just got a wonderful new Labador puppy. She is beautiful! We hate to do it but we have to get rid of our 2 year old daughter. We just don't have the time for her now that we have a dog. The little girl can sit up on her own-she can say mommy and daddy-she still poops in her diaper,but we are still working on that. She has been immunized for measles, mumps, rubella, hepatitis B, polio, diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis (whooping cough). She might need one more Rubella shot in the next year-we will go ahead and pay for that. She sleeps most of the day but she does require attention as soon as I get home from work, and I'm too tired to spend time with here.
We will throw in the Dr. Seuss Library, her favorite blankie, and her sippy cup. If we don't get any takes soon we will have to take her to the clinic. thanks and good luck!

If they were actual albums - I'd buy 'em

Again ... ganked from Something Awful - sick, sick puppies, all of them. ;)

For nakedhead - Henry Rollins - The Lullabies

Certain Punk circles have been waiting for this one ... if only to say "Told you so!!" Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Aruba (A Tribute to Jimmy Buffett)

He's not a loser ... he's just goth, baby! John Mayer - Underneath This Flesh

The Linkin Park CD we're *all* waiting on: Linkin Park - I Get Along With The Popular Kids

I almost inhaled my fruit pop over this one - Metallica - St. Augustine