another grumpy-puss entry

Over the weekend, I spent a few days indulging my jones for shrimp - only to end up with that jones biting me in the ass, so to speak.

I've got a really nasty upset stomach and all (yay for stomach viruses), so Pepto-Bismol, plenty of clear fluids and bland foods are my best friends right now.


In the meantime, Miss Kellie sigmaration must really, really love me, because she'd gotten me a most excellent (early) birthday present: my own Rio MP3 player! I'd had my eye on a 128MB Rio that was in the Circuit City ad for the past few weeks, so when she gave me a 256MB player, I was thrilled! :-D

As for the music, well, it's a happy little mish-mash of Guster, Foo Fighters, BNL, Indigo Girls, Pansy Division, Lewis Black, Kevin Hearn, among other goodness - so I'm enjoying the tunes (and laughs).


Now, if you'll excuse me, I do have to get back to work - and not keep on writing my grumpy-puss entries. Have a good day, whatever you've got going on!

665 - Evil's Next Door Neighbor

Dear Jackass Client -

What part of "I will call you back this afternoon" did you NOT comprehend?

Where did you manage to somehow divine that it sounded like I was saying that I'd contact you "tomorrow morning" out of "this afternoon"?

Since I did reiterate that I would call back THIS afternoon, I will do so. But, since I wield the power in this interaction, I will wait before calling the company to get the answer to your question.

No love,

Me


Dear Lewis Black -

You crack me up to no end. I love your description of the Pepsi ad featuring Britney Spears that aired during the Super Bowl way back when: "Titty, titty, titty, titty - ass, ass, ass - titty, titty, titty ... ad infinitum" Also, the comment about the cap on the Pepsi bottle flying off, like a Technicolor ejaculation of sorts - and how if that were reality, people would stay at home watching The Weather Channel (mainly to jack off and witness their Technicolor spunkings).

"Back In Black" is one of my favorite features on The Daily Show. Besides This Week In God, that is.

Love,

Me