665 - Evil's Next Door Neighbor
Jul. 8th, 2004 03:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hiddenmuseDear Jackass Client -
What part of "I will call you back this afternoon" did you NOT comprehend?
Where did you manage to somehow divine that it sounded like I was saying that I'd contact you "tomorrow morning" out of "this afternoon"?
Since I did reiterate that I would call back THIS afternoon, I will do so. But, since I wield the power in this interaction, I will wait before calling the company to get the answer to your question.
No love,
Me
Dear Lewis Black -
You crack me up to no end. I love your description of the Pepsi ad featuring Britney Spears that aired during the Super Bowl way back when: "Titty, titty, titty, titty - ass, ass, ass - titty, titty, titty ... ad infinitum" Also, the comment about the cap on the Pepsi bottle flying off, like a Technicolor ejaculation of sorts - and how if that were reality, people would stay at home watching The Weather Channel (mainly to jack off and witness their Technicolor spunkings).
"Back In Black" is one of my favorite features on The Daily Show. Besides This Week In God, that is.
Love,
Me
What part of "I will call you back this afternoon" did you NOT comprehend?
Where did you manage to somehow divine that it sounded like I was saying that I'd contact you "tomorrow morning" out of "this afternoon"?
Since I did reiterate that I would call back THIS afternoon, I will do so. But, since I wield the power in this interaction, I will wait before calling the company to get the answer to your question.
No love,
Me
Dear Lewis Black -
You crack me up to no end. I love your description of the Pepsi ad featuring Britney Spears that aired during the Super Bowl way back when: "Titty, titty, titty, titty - ass, ass, ass - titty, titty, titty ... ad infinitum" Also, the comment about the cap on the Pepsi bottle flying off, like a Technicolor ejaculation of sorts - and how if that were reality, people would stay at home watching The Weather Channel (mainly to jack off and witness their Technicolor spunkings).
"Back In Black" is one of my favorite features on The Daily Show. Besides This Week In God, that is.
Love,
Me
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Date: 2004-07-08 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-09 09:13 am (UTC)He's wickedly funny - especially his observations on NyQuil. (He'd mentioned serving it at a Christmas party, because it's red and green - Christmas colors - people bitched about its taste, but that party ended up being the best sleepover ever!)