Not Groupie Material

or so I discovered on Sunday, when I went to see The Taming of the Shrew and Michael.

Michael, as you may recall from several weeks back, was the guy in my Spanish class in college. I saw him in The Complete Wks of Wm Shkspr (Abridged) and was nervy enough to talk to him afterwards.

Whether it was a lack of courage on my part, or the fact that I didn't have the girls on display, nothing happened on Sunday. I just stood about 10 - 15 feet away from Michael, looking at him, thinking of what the hell I was going to say, rehearsing it in my head, then deciding to leave before people thought I was being a stalker or something.

Maybe I wasn't meant to be a groupie. And that's okay. I have a hard time with emotionless fucking anyways.

Mortgage Porn!

I swear, Lower Mortgage Rates have become the new pornospam for me.

I used to get spam offering me pills to give me a bigger penis (but if I want *that*, I can hop over to http://www.blowfish.com and order one up for a hell of a lot less!), or Viagra without a prescription, or bigger breasts (yeah, like DDs aren't big enough or something...), or free porno sites where I can see barely legals and their webcams, families, zoophilia, nude shots of Jennifer Lopez (although if she & Ben Affleck break up - there may be a small deluge of *those*, since J Lo did give her beau nudie shots recently) and other celebrities.

Instead, I get "Lower your Mortgage rates!" "Free Mortgage Quote!" and other things along those lines, all with subject lines reminiscent of the pornospam AOL seems to deal in.

I just delete it. I live in an apartment, with no desire to buy a house at this point in my life. I get enough Mortgage crap at work. I've done so many damn policy changes for mortgagees, I have ABN AMRO Mortgage Group's address practically memorized.


Although, if I get homesick for pornospam, Hotmail is still dealing in that. As well as the Mortgage Pornospam. Oh the joys of e-mail and the Internet. A neverending deluge of pornospam.