Borrowed from bobamster

[hiddenmuse]

Now this is a Homeland Security Ranking System that I can get into:

Current Level




These are all the levels:

Comments

[msvu20.livejournal.com]

heheeeee.

They need to make one that goes from like zero to Oprah.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

That could definitely work, too!

[msvu20.livejournal.com]

Ha. I am totally more on the Springer side than the Oprah side today...

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

How would your scale work out exactly? What's the range - what talk show hosts fall in between "zero" and "Oprah" (or "Springer")?

[msvu20.livejournal.com]

Oprah
Rosie
John Walsh
Dr. Phil
Ricki
Maury
Jenny (R.I.P. dear friend)
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Springer

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

If my slightly drug-addled (just cough syrup w/codeine, advil and caffeine) mind is reading this right, then low terror is Springer, with high terror being Oprah? Or, is Oprah low terror with Springer being the "Oh Shit - Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye!" mode?

Either way, it sounds good to me!

[msvu20.livejournal.com]

LOL. Oprah is the Holy Grail of goodness. She's right up there with Sally Struthers and her hungry third-world kids and the Ronco guy who invented the food dehydrator. How could you think Springer was on top? Have you seen how trashy that show has gotten? Even *I* feel trashy watching it... he's even got dancers and strippers now who do nothing but prance around while the ugly people beat each other up.

God I was I was home more during the day to watch it. This is such a guilty pleasure...