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hiddenmuseMen sometimes crack me the hell up. Especially the stupid homophobic men.
Late last night, I was watching something on the Oxygen Network (I know, I'm going to Hell for watching that network), and while I forget the title, I do remember that it was a call-in sex show from Canada.
Anyways, one caller had me almost ready to die laughing. The caller explained that he and his girlfriend were in a threesome with another girl, and wanted to have another threesome - this time with a guy. His question was this: how could he keep the other guy from touching him?
*ponders it for a moment* Well, let's see. The only way you could avoid him touching you, even accidentally, would be if you sat on the other side of the room and whacked off while your girlfriend was getting fucked eight ways to Sunday by the other man. Not much fun, you know?
There's honestly no way to avoid the other person touching you - even accidentally. It'll happen, life goes on. What's the big deal? Of course, he probably had no objection to his girlfriend making out with the other girl, or even actually having sex with the other girl. But the instant someone of the same sex comes near *him*, he turns into a defensive cat. Even the sex therapist on the show told him that there's no way to really avoid being touched by the other guy.
What I'd really want to say is that the other guy should throw Homophobic Boyfriend onto the bed and suck his cock, or just lube him up and fuck his brains out. Then again, he's probably the type that would freak out if his girlfriend wanted to put a finger in his ass during a blowjob - afraid that he'd become a faggot if she were to "have him that way".
Still, that guy's ignorance and stupidity had me ready to die laughing. And I still say that all he'd need is a good rimming from the 3d person to shut him up. ;)
Oh yeah ... after the call-in sex show, there was a show called "Bliss", which looked like the basic cable version of "Red Shoe Diaries". It was lukewarm - just enough to get you piqued, but not enough to make a girl want to get out the toys or anything. Dammit, I still want a version of "9 1/2 Weeks" without all of that plot! The sex was great, but I kept fast-forwarding through the plot. (God, that sounds bad, doesn't it?)
Late last night, I was watching something on the Oxygen Network (I know, I'm going to Hell for watching that network), and while I forget the title, I do remember that it was a call-in sex show from Canada.
Anyways, one caller had me almost ready to die laughing. The caller explained that he and his girlfriend were in a threesome with another girl, and wanted to have another threesome - this time with a guy. His question was this: how could he keep the other guy from touching him?
*ponders it for a moment* Well, let's see. The only way you could avoid him touching you, even accidentally, would be if you sat on the other side of the room and whacked off while your girlfriend was getting fucked eight ways to Sunday by the other man. Not much fun, you know?
There's honestly no way to avoid the other person touching you - even accidentally. It'll happen, life goes on. What's the big deal? Of course, he probably had no objection to his girlfriend making out with the other girl, or even actually having sex with the other girl. But the instant someone of the same sex comes near *him*, he turns into a defensive cat. Even the sex therapist on the show told him that there's no way to really avoid being touched by the other guy.
What I'd really want to say is that the other guy should throw Homophobic Boyfriend onto the bed and suck his cock, or just lube him up and fuck his brains out. Then again, he's probably the type that would freak out if his girlfriend wanted to put a finger in his ass during a blowjob - afraid that he'd become a faggot if she were to "have him that way".
Still, that guy's ignorance and stupidity had me ready to die laughing. And I still say that all he'd need is a good rimming from the 3d person to shut him up. ;)
Oh yeah ... after the call-in sex show, there was a show called "Bliss", which looked like the basic cable version of "Red Shoe Diaries". It was lukewarm - just enough to get you piqued, but not enough to make a girl want to get out the toys or anything. Dammit, I still want a version of "9 1/2 Weeks" without all of that plot! The sex was great, but I kept fast-forwarding through the plot. (God, that sounds bad, doesn't it?)
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