Ass Tourniquet!

[hiddenmuse]

{The nickname I had for my pantyhose today. Imagine how hard it was for me to keep from dying laughing in the office over that.}

I now have a Fashion Maven. And unlike Steven Page's, mine probably won't desert me anytime soon. Especially if she has her way. ;)

Is it a bad thing that my girlfriend has taken up the mantle of Unofficial Fashion Maven? Is it bad that I probably gave her something to laugh over by calling my instrument-of-torture pantyhose an "ass tourniquet"?


Besides pantyhose that even the most diehard masochist would stay clear of (Jockey Pantyhose, for those of you keeping track) ... work was kind of busy. Sherry was joking with Vicki (a co-worker and BNL fan), saying that "Phil (one of our underwriters) likes Carly" because I've been managing to eke responses out of him in less than 3 weeks. Heck, I've been getting responses in less than an hour! Then I heard one of the producers mumbling about hating "all the goddamn rules" for doing business at the agency. Well, duh ... sometimes I think the rules suck too, but it's better to have that instead of major disarray and the guys thinking that they can walk all over the CSRs.

Ah well ... can't please everyone. And I'm sure as hell not gonna kill myself trying.

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See, but I'm the best fashion maven because I a) am intimately familiar with your body and b) love you enough to tell you the truth. So really it's perfect. :o)

Hearing things about your "cut you in half" panty hose makes me so thankful that I work at home in my pajamas. I used to have to wear suits and heels and hoes to work every day. I hated that job!