Letters to Inanimate Objects

[hiddenmuse]

Dear Band-Aid^TM Blister Block -

You suck. I applied the stuff as the package recommends. Even did it repeatedly through the morning.

Yet, I'm still dealing with my feet being rubbed the wrong way by my damn shoes.

That, or it's just these frackin' Payless shoes. No matter, my feet hurt.

Bitches and hos, man ... bitches and hos.

-- Me

Comments

[bnlfanofed.livejournal.com]

oh my goodness. I say bitches and hos all. the. time.

I don't even know where I picked it up from! lol

Bitches and hos, for realsies.