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[hiddenmuse]

Someone please make me laugh.

The clients have their Pissy Pants© on again ... and I'm in the firing range, it seems.

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[msvu20.livejournal.com]

Make you laugh... okay, think about this one for a minute and tell me how you feel:

Ashton Kutcher is a motherfucker. Literally.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

*snort*

He's living out that long-sublimated Oedipus Complex fantasy, eh?

[msvu20.livejournal.com]

Oedipus Complex? Wut'chu talkin' 'bout Bruce Willis?

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Surely you can't be serious!

Let me guess - you are serious, and stop calling you "Shirley"? ;)

{Okay ... if you don't know, Oedipus was a figure in Greek Mythology who'd apparently killed his father and fucked his mother.}

[msvu20.livejournal.com]

{Okay ... if you don't know, Oedipus was a figure in Greek Mythology who'd apparently killed his father and fucked his mother.}

That shit is bananas.

Yeah we learned about it in psychology class like a million years ago when I was an undergrad (listen to me talking, LOL). Luckily, there was no lab required.