Dale Carnegie never taught this lesson ...

[hiddenmuse]

How to lose friends and alienate people...

Apparently, the best way to introduce yourself and proselyte to a community of Asthmatics is to start out by saying that you "...feel sorry for asthmatics." Then go on to tell your story of how you managed to "cure" your asthma by using acupuncture, fruit, and push-ups.


Well, good on you. Do you want a cookie or something, Tom Cruise? Glad that it works for you ... but we don't need someone feeling sorry for us, thankyouverymuch.


I'm wondering, will he show up in the Epileptics and mental health communites next?

Comments

[mediaanarchist.livejournal.com]

I think Tom Cruise causesseizures. I'm not even epileptic and I tremor at his name. it must be all those "high-powered batteries" he uses in Scientology... creates a dangerous electro-magnetic field.....

[cyndal.livejournal.com]

Um yeah buddy, I think his name says it all: kingofbullshit. That's all he's peddling is bull. I'd love to invite him to my house to meet my dad that can have an asthma attack triggered by a strong smell along and then tell him "it's all in your head, eat some fruit".

[potbellynine.livejournal.com]

All mental health problems can be solved by talking to him and taking vitamins. Talk to Tom. He'll make you better.


*shudder*

How DO we get him to go away?

[bak2oz.livejournal.com]

some people should not be allowed to think.

[bruiseblue.livejournal.com]

He apparently cured Dyslexia by reading a lot, too. WTF? You can't cure a learning disability by doing that which your learning disability prevents you from doing!

John travolta is completely round the bend with scientology - I bet they lunch together and hatch schemes. Such a weird, secretive, cultish seeming religion.

How come the famous people don't have to give their worldly goods to the cult like the unfamous people have to? Is it that they are compensated for being spokesmen or something?

[bruiseblue.livejournal.com]

I mean, tom cruise cured his own dyslexia. Grr.

[supermedicwitch.livejournal.com]

Tom Cruise is the King of Ass Ponies.....
He already ripped on post-partum depression......which having a penis and no uterus, I'm sure he know all about it.