And this is news...?

[hiddenmuse]

We're taking bets on the baby's name - "Cheeto" for a girl, and "Redbull" for a boy.

Yeah - Britney Spears and her "back-up dancer" husband, Kevin Federline are apparently in the family way. I know, this is news?

Tom DeLay's lack of ethics are more newsworthy.

Andrea Dworkin's recent death is certainly more newsworthy.

The Michael Jackson Three-Ring-Rock-Spectacle Child Molestation trial is more newsworthy, even if it seems to be devolving into a massive trainwreck day by day.


The point is, Britney Spears is knocked-up. And I'm afraid for the sprog. Especially considering Daddy's less-than-stellar track record. And Mommy's obvious lack of common sense.

My personal favorite Britney story has to be one about an "Emergency Family Meeting" that was called, becaus Britney was afraid that one of her chihuahuas was pregnant by her brother's dog - a bulldog. According to Britney's publicist, "...this would be incest."

*shakes head and makes sure that she's not in The Yoda State^TM* Yeah ... there's a bit of problem: (a) The dogs are two different BREEDS. Just because they're owned by family doesn't make it incestuous. It's incestuous when they're the same breed - and then, it's AKC-sanctioned. ;)


That is all.
{/steps down from the Lewis Black soapbox}

Comments

[lolo13.livejournal.com]

Britney is fundamentally retarded. I put my money on her naming the kid Cheeto. If it is twins she will name them something like Chili Cheese and Flaming Hot.

[nichiyume.livejournal.com]

i dont know why people even pay attention to her. its obvious she's lost her good looks, she's growing into some sort of hideous, wrinkled, smoking rosanne-esq monster. and thats all she had.

[peppervl.livejournal.com]

The local radio station this morning was making fun of how everything was "breaking news" by making a huge deal out of it. They were obviously joking and it was rather funny.

As far as the dog goes, doesn't it have to be closer than just the same breed to be incest? I would think that they would have to have the same mother or father or mutual grandparents or something.

[sigmaration.livejournal.com]

You are correct. Same bloodline rules that apply to humans apply to dogs as well.

[cyndal.livejournal.com]

In my snarky, ex-Catholic school girl glory I *will* enjoy watching her get hideously fat. Muahahahaha!

I'm aiming for a girl's name of Chlamydia and K-Fed for a boy.