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Good News: My dental problems have been handled. I was able to get into the dentist, and from there, into the endodontist for a root canal that afternoon.

I'm not quite at 100% just yet - more like 80% or so ... but I'm looking forward to eating "people food" again! :-)


Better News: I'm back to my snarky best. Onto the trash talk, shall we?

This morning's target: Jennifer Lopez. Apparently, the concept of actually "doing something because you like it" is one she can't seem to grasp. Here's how I came to that conclusion - in this article, the multi-hyphenate dilletante discussed her frustrations with the paparazzi. The article ends with her stating, "Nobody writes books about how to deal with it or anything like that.... Maybe I'll do that next. No. I'll make no money, it's not worth it."

Of course. Because money is all that matters in the world, right? *rolls eyes*

And this is news...?

We're taking bets on the baby's name - "Cheeto" for a girl, and "Redbull" for a boy.

Yeah - Britney Spears and her "back-up dancer" husband, Kevin Federline are apparently in the family way. I know, this is news?

Tom DeLay's lack of ethics are more newsworthy.

Andrea Dworkin's recent death is certainly more newsworthy.

The Michael Jackson Three-Ring-Rock-Spectacle Child Molestation trial is more newsworthy, even if it seems to be devolving into a massive trainwreck day by day.


The point is, Britney Spears is knocked-up. And I'm afraid for the sprog. Especially considering Daddy's less-than-stellar track record. And Mommy's obvious lack of common sense.

My personal favorite Britney story has to be one about an "Emergency Family Meeting" that was called, becaus Britney was afraid that one of her chihuahuas was pregnant by her brother's dog - a bulldog. According to Britney's publicist, "...this would be incest."

*shakes head and makes sure that she's not in The Yoda State^TM* Yeah ... there's a bit of problem: (a) The dogs are two different BREEDS. Just because they're owned by family doesn't make it incestuous. It's incestuous when they're the same breed - and then, it's AKC-sanctioned. ;)


That is all.
{/steps down from the Lewis Black soapbox}