I couldn't wait....

I saw this in my e-mail this morning, courtesy of RollingStone.com's daily e-mail newsletter:

"I have a song called 'John's Tiny Penis.' It's a confessional, about a minute to the inch. It's two minutes long." -- JOHN MAYER


That's all.

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I like the sound of thunderstorms. As long as I'm inside, I like curling up under the blankets, watching the rain fall and listening to the noise of the thunder.

So tonight, I'm a happy girl. I may even get to bed before midnight (well, I really should - don't want to risk seizures from sleep deprivation) and fall asleep to the thunder and rain outside.