Dear Humanity ...
Mar. 21st, 2007 05:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hiddenmuseThis one is rated NC-17 for a couple of C-Bombs.
I swear to G*d and Everyone Else, today seemed to bring out the most assholian of assholes, as well as a couple of real c**tsticks.
Getting to work wasn't too bad ... even if the bus was late due to another new driver being trained (Dear Muni ... stop training the n00b drivers during rush hour!!). Oh no, the adventure started when I got to work. Namely, getting into the front door - where we get to see the freak parade that comes with a bus stop. Today, there was some jackass blocking the entrance (even though there is a sign that pretty explicitly says "This is a business entrance, do not block it.") - and when I tried to get in, he barely moved out of the way.
Once I got in, Jackass moved back to his "station", cock-blocking the door. Our receptionist went to the door, to ask him, as nicely as possible, to move out of the entrance. Didn't move. Our bookkeeper was heading out to get coffee, so he pushed the door open pretty forcefully, knocking Jackass out of the way. Someone else came into the office, and Jackass managed to catch the door before it left, looked into the office and yelled at us, "Why do you have a fucking door that opens onto the sidewalk?" (Well, that's because of the Fire Code, Einstein. You want that we should teleport into the office like Hiro?) Yeah, real charming, dude. The bus came, and he flipped us off. Whatevery, you c**tstick. We mocked your sorry ass for a while.
Coming home, I thought it would be reasonably civilized - come on, it's Wednesday evening, only two more days in the work week. I was actually able to get a seat on the bus - kind of rare during rush hour - so I just kept to myself in MP3-land. Some asshole came barrelling down the aisle, knocking into a few people, to get to a seat in the back of the bus. When he got off the bus, he decided that it was time to just knock people around, practically pushing a few of them into each other, and damn near off their feet. When fellow riders were getting upset with him about it, he decided to be "Classy with a K" and hock loogies into the window of the bus. Oh yeah ... way to win friends and influence people, c**tstick #2.
Some people put on some Norah Jones, or whatever they prefer, to calm them down. Me, I turned on Metallica's cover of The Misfits' "Die Die My Darling", as loud as I could tolerate. For whatever reason, metal and/or punk seems to get me to calm down - keeps the blood pressure in check.
That is all. No love for any of you jacktard ass clowns.
- Me
Now, I'm going to take some Advil Extra Strength (G*d bless CanadaPharmacy.com. Total life-saver) and run to the grocery store before making dinner.
Hopefully you've all had a better day than me! :-)
I swear to G*d and Everyone Else, today seemed to bring out the most assholian of assholes, as well as a couple of real c**tsticks.
Getting to work wasn't too bad ... even if the bus was late due to another new driver being trained (Dear Muni ... stop training the n00b drivers during rush hour!!). Oh no, the adventure started when I got to work. Namely, getting into the front door - where we get to see the freak parade that comes with a bus stop. Today, there was some jackass blocking the entrance (even though there is a sign that pretty explicitly says "This is a business entrance, do not block it.") - and when I tried to get in, he barely moved out of the way.
Once I got in, Jackass moved back to his "station", cock-blocking the door. Our receptionist went to the door, to ask him, as nicely as possible, to move out of the entrance. Didn't move. Our bookkeeper was heading out to get coffee, so he pushed the door open pretty forcefully, knocking Jackass out of the way. Someone else came into the office, and Jackass managed to catch the door before it left, looked into the office and yelled at us, "Why do you have a fucking door that opens onto the sidewalk?" (Well, that's because of the Fire Code, Einstein. You want that we should teleport into the office like Hiro?) Yeah, real charming, dude. The bus came, and he flipped us off. Whatevery, you c**tstick. We mocked your sorry ass for a while.
Coming home, I thought it would be reasonably civilized - come on, it's Wednesday evening, only two more days in the work week. I was actually able to get a seat on the bus - kind of rare during rush hour - so I just kept to myself in MP3-land. Some asshole came barrelling down the aisle, knocking into a few people, to get to a seat in the back of the bus. When he got off the bus, he decided that it was time to just knock people around, practically pushing a few of them into each other, and damn near off their feet. When fellow riders were getting upset with him about it, he decided to be "Classy with a K" and hock loogies into the window of the bus. Oh yeah ... way to win friends and influence people, c**tstick #2.
Some people put on some Norah Jones, or whatever they prefer, to calm them down. Me, I turned on Metallica's cover of The Misfits' "Die Die My Darling", as loud as I could tolerate. For whatever reason, metal and/or punk seems to get me to calm down - keeps the blood pressure in check.
That is all. No love for any of you jacktard ass clowns.
- Me
Now, I'm going to take some Advil Extra Strength (G*d bless CanadaPharmacy.com. Total life-saver) and run to the grocery store before making dinner.
Hopefully you've all had a better day than me! :-)
