Stupid Products for Stupid People
Oct. 8th, 2004 04:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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New from Yankee Candle Company: Death-Scented Candles
Label Stuff! Labeling for Idiots
If you thought the custom-made red SwinglineTM in Office Space wasn't tricked out enough - then get this: Stapler Modding Kit
As if you weren't geeky enough with your TI-82 Graphing Calculator ... which you only used to plot out fractals, admit it ... along comes this: iCalc
Turn your dog into an Emo Geek, just like you! ;)
Rabid Dog Sensitivity Training Kit
And if you're looking for your place in the world ... try one of these kits:
Hipster: It's Deck!
Furry: It's Yiffy!
Goth: It's from Hot Topic!
New from Yankee Candle Company: Death-Scented Candles
Label Stuff! Labeling for Idiots
If you thought the custom-made red SwinglineTM in Office Space wasn't tricked out enough - then get this: Stapler Modding Kit
As if you weren't geeky enough with your TI-82 Graphing Calculator ... which you only used to plot out fractals, admit it ... along comes this: iCalc
Turn your dog into an Emo Geek, just like you! ;)
Rabid Dog Sensitivity Training Kit
And if you're looking for your place in the world ... try one of these kits:
Hipster: It's Deck!
Furry: It's Yiffy!
Goth: It's from Hot Topic!