Stupid People Shouldn't Breed

Today, I think I witnessed why some people shouldn't breed. Ever.

I was at K-Mart (only because I found that they carry my preferred hair color), and while wandering the aisles aimlessly, I heard a conversation between a mother and daughter about the daughter's baby: The baby was crying, mother said something to the daughter about it, and the daughter's response was "well, the baby ain't supposed to be cryin' like that..."

*shakes head* What the hell were you expecting? That the baby could look up at you from the baby seat and say, "Yo, mom! I'm hungry/tired/lonely/need a new diaper!" The baby's only a few weeks old ... of course they're gonna cry. A lot. It's how they communicate, numbskull!

You don't know how much I wanted to say something. But considering that daughter was probably 100 lbs. more than me (and I'm no little waif, mind you) and I kind of like living and not having any broken limbs, I just walked past and shook my head at how stupid that woman sounded.

I repeat. Stupid people should NEVER breed. I may have made a conscious decision to not spawn - but that's because I know that a child deserves better than a mercurial mom that has no real desire to have children in the first place.

It's Not Complicated (really)

I think I've figured something out about the opposite sex (you know, men). They're simple creatures. We as women just like to complicate them because we want to be able to "fix" and "solve" things - other people included.

This is probably why so many women's magazines every single month offer up suggestions to "drive him wild in bed" - basically recycling the same dreck everytime - when all one really needs to do is show up. Naked helps. ;)

Or, in the words of one of my many favorite men, Dennis Miller: "Hold us, love us, help us through this testosterone haze we're in. Or if that's too much to ask, how about a good sloppy blowjob every once in a while?"

Guys - you can correct me if I'm wrong. :)