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hiddenmuseWhen I got home from work tonight, I ended up watching my tape of the Sharon Osborne Show ... after fast-forwarding through everything else that was on before it, as I can't program a VCR for anything. :-/
Anyways, the show was great - when I fast-forwarded through Ali Landry & the Hugh Hefner interviews (blah - who cares?). Dita ... gorgeous thing, isn't she? Great body, beautiful face, gorgeous voice ... pardon me while I try to exorcise thoughts of a threesome with her and Steven Page from my head. ;)
As for Steve's onstage heterosexual life partner, Ed ... Oh. My. Gord. I was dying laughing. Not just at his being naked save for that ill-fitting purple thong, but also over the fact that he was chasing Anthony Anderson around the studio, schwanz out for all to see ... sweet jeebus.
And I know that I'll probably have fellow Stevewomen (and any men) ready to wring my neck for saying this, but I'm kinda glad that Steve didn't get nekkid. Don't get me wrong - I'm just like any other red-blooded bisexual woman, and while I do occasionally have bad thoughts about Steve (hehe), I'd rather not see him in the Full Monty if I can avoid it. The pics here are a couple of years old (like 1999), but they give you an idea of why he was best off dressed: Scroll to the bottom - and don't say that I didn't warn you!
I will say that you've gotta love Kevin for at least taking his shirt off. Very nice. ;) I love that he's slowly but surely obviating his image as the Sweet-and-Innocent, Can-Do-No-Wrong-Kevin. And showing off a decent body in the process. Woohooo!
Anyways, the show was great - when I fast-forwarded through Ali Landry & the Hugh Hefner interviews (blah - who cares?). Dita ... gorgeous thing, isn't she? Great body, beautiful face, gorgeous voice ... pardon me while I try to exorcise thoughts of a threesome with her and Steven Page from my head. ;)
As for Steve's onstage heterosexual life partner, Ed ... Oh. My. Gord. I was dying laughing. Not just at his being naked save for that ill-fitting purple thong, but also over the fact that he was chasing Anthony Anderson around the studio, schwanz out for all to see ... sweet jeebus.
And I know that I'll probably have fellow Stevewomen (and any men) ready to wring my neck for saying this, but I'm kinda glad that Steve didn't get nekkid. Don't get me wrong - I'm just like any other red-blooded bisexual woman, and while I do occasionally have bad thoughts about Steve (hehe), I'd rather not see him in the Full Monty if I can avoid it. The pics here are a couple of years old (like 1999), but they give you an idea of why he was best off dressed: Scroll to the bottom - and don't say that I didn't warn you!
I will say that you've gotta love Kevin for at least taking his shirt off. Very nice. ;) I love that he's slowly but surely obviating his image as the Sweet-and-Innocent, Can-Do-No-Wrong-Kevin. And showing off a decent body in the process. Woohooo!
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Date: 2003-11-24 09:03 pm (UTC)that was . disturbing.
VERY FREAKING DISTURBING.
these pictures will haunt their grandkids
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Date: 2003-11-24 09:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-24 09:16 pm (UTC)mmm her and Eddie in a sammich..
*wanders off wondering..*
:)
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Date: 2003-11-24 09:30 pm (UTC)Being in the middle of an Ed and Anthony sandwich ... double hot damn! ;)
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Date: 2003-11-24 09:32 pm (UTC)Jim's farmer's tan was a bit disturbing - and that's the least of many evils on that site! ;)
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Date: 2003-11-24 09:34 pm (UTC)The writers can only go so far - and Tyler can only read so much of the stuff, I'm sure, before he tires of the "sweet-and-innocent Kevin shtick" :-X (not that I'd know anything about anything along those lines. nuh-uh. no way.)
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Date: 2003-11-25 06:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-25 07:21 am (UTC)*desperate*
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Date: 2003-11-25 08:19 am (UTC)We are both brilliant. We share a genius taste in BNL. And minds.
I really, really, really wish I hadn't gone to that link to look at those pictures. Omigodzilla. Jim needs a few burgers STAT. Oh, those are wrong-o.
But the Sharon Osbourne thing was brilliant! Hysterical. My tummy still aches from the laughter.
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Date: 2003-11-25 08:36 am (UTC)The Sharon Osbourne Show was hysterical - I loved Ed jumping around on the bed, then chasing Anthony ... that was hilarious!
As for those pictures, yeah, I wanted to take Jim home and feed him, too. Otherwise ... they were just ooky. If they went any further, I'd probably be ready to take a spork to my own eye. Or something.
And I love your icon - Matt Damon is such a cutie!
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Date: 2003-11-25 08:39 am (UTC)It'll be kind of a weird trade, because I'll probably send Kellie a tape & ask her to copy it for me. (I only have one VCR - and that way, you don't get the 3 hours of other crap before the show) :)
But, yes, we can work something out.
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Date: 2003-11-25 11:32 am (UTC)Besides that, I'd probably end up so preoccupied with the tattoos on both of them, going on about all of the pretty ink work ... hehe